Horvath quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Brian

Somewhat bald, somewhat overweight, somewhat middle-aged.

Horvath

You just described half the guys on the force.

Horvath

He retired a year ago... said he was under a lot of pressure.

Brian

I'm sure that murdering someone can be very stressful.

Horvath

You were right.

Brian

That's my three favorite words after nine inches cut.

Debbie

About what?

Brian

The cream.

Debbie

What did it turn?

Horvath

It matches that found in Jason Kemp's rectum.

Debbie

For your information I just poured it!

Debbie

Am I interrupting?

Horvath

Just about to devour my man-wich.

Debbie

In my neighborhood that's three guys fucking.

Horvath

I need someone in my life who will make me laugh, make me feel good.

Michael

I'm already taken, Carl.

Emmett

Most straight men take one good look at me and head for the hills. Except for my father. He ran me out on a rail.

Horvath

Well, that's his loss. You're a good man.