You fucked a murderer?!
What's the big deal? I used a condom.
Well, your safe sex lecture paid off.
S3[Episode 313]
S3[Episode 313]
He already has a boyfriend!
You do?
In a non-defined, non-conventional way, yeah.
S3[Episode 313]
Why do you do it?
I have low self-esteem, I was serialized at too early an age, it's exciting, fun, and a great way to make non-portable income.
I would like an honest answer, smart-ass!
He just gave you one.
S3[Episode 313]
He retired a year ago... said he was under a lot of pressure.
I'm sure that murdering someone can be very stressful.
S3[Episode 313]
Brian [to Justin]: If someone had told me what you were up to I would have fired your ass... if I didn't have my dick inside it.
S3[Episode 313]
You were right.
That's my three favorite words after nine inches cut.
About what?
The cream.
What did it turn?
It matches that found in Jason Kemp's rectum.
For your information I just poured it!
S3[Episode 313]
Brian [to Kenneth Rickert]: That kid you picked up out front the other night? What a rascal! He must have snatched a condom you used, and, guess what? The police did a little science project and your little swimmers and the ones found in Dumpster Boy's ass are members of the same team. [Raises glass] Bottoms up!
S3[Episode 313]
I'm sure you've been following the campaign.
No, actually, I've been so busy shopping and blow-drying my hair.
S3[Episode 313]
Little Mary Sunshine died. I'm Little Mary Go-Fuck-Yourself.
S3[Episode 313]
Let me tell you something, no matter how many fancy parties you give or how much money they give you to give them you'll always be a piece of trash from Hazelhurst, Mississippi.
I don't need you to tell me that, because I tell myself that every day. But at least I am not a tweaked out FUCKED OUT CRYSTAL QUEEN!
S3[Episode 313]
I don't want to be me anymore. I hated that person. For the first time in my life, I am relaxed, I am happy, and I am having FUN!
You call this fun? This is pathetic.
S3[Episode 313]
I am just a silly faggot.
No. You stood beside your partner no matter what anyone said. And that makes you a very loyal, very brave faggot.
S3[Episode 313]
You're a good man, Michael.
S3[Episode 313]
Leave it to a queen to turn anything into a drama.
S3[Episode 313]
I couldn't say 'I'm sorry' to someone who would rather see me dead-- all of us dead-- than be part of his family friendly world.
So you sacrifice everything?
Sometimes you have to for what you believe in.
[They kiss]
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