So I got a call telling me my nephew was in the hospital... which was surprising since I don't have a nephew.
You do now... Unc.
S3[Episode 310]
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Don't pick up any strangers!
Unless they're hot.
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You also once told me you wanted me to be the best homosexual I could possibly be, which includes not giving a shit what anyone tells me. Think for myself. Stockwell is a homophobe. He's a fascist, and he's a threat to everything and everyone we know.
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[on Hunter's HIV status] There are no words to take away the illusion that every kid is entitled to: his invincibility.
S3[Episode 311]
This sucks.
And not in a positive life-affirming way!
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Stockwell's finally done it. We're just to stay at home and fuck in our beds.
You're the one who helped him turn us into straight law-abiding citizens.
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CDr. Crystal
They shut down the back room of Babylon, can you believe it? So we're going to my place to fuck.
That's... nice.
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Margarita Lopez.
Excuse me?
Margarita Lopez. Was a transsexual. She was murdered five years ago. Her killers have never been found.
The Pittsburgh PD does it's best to solve every crime; however, there is always the occasional-
Jefferson Proctor.
Jefferson Proctor. Was a gay African-American. Shot to death half a block from Woody's. Crime unsolved.
Natasha Ginsberg.
Natasha Ginsberg. Age 61. A lesbian out walking her dog. Stabbed to death. Killers still at large.
Justin Taylor.
Justin Taylor. My beautiful gay son. Attacked at his prom, left for dead, police reported it as a simple assault, instead of a hate crime, which it was. His attacker got off with community service.
Ladies and gentleman, I want to thank these concerned citizens for reminding me of the violence that threatens and sometimes claims the lives of members of this community; however, the vast majority of violence crimes are solved and the criminals apprehended.
Debbie [holds up a poster of Jason Kemp]: What about him? Did you do your best for him?
I remember that boy. His murder was tragic, someone so young.
Then what was his name?
I may not recall his name but I do know-
Jason Kemp.
His name was Jason Kemp. And the reason you don't remember it is because no one on your police force was ever able to find out what it was. But I did! The waitress who found his body in a dumpster behind the diner where I work. Jason Kemp AKA Dumpster Boy! Murder unsolved.
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You know we're lucky.
That our hairline hasn't started to recede?
That no matter how much you hated your parents or no matter how much my mom drives me crazy, they never tried to give us away.
Speak for yourself.
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Brian[to Justin]: When did you get to be such a clever devil?
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That still doesn't explain why Brian would do such a thing.
Because he's a fag.
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Brian[to Stockwell]: What's the matter, haven't you ever seen two guy's fucking before?
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I want to know why you would do such a thing. Sacrifice your future as well as this agency's, for what?
You wouldn't understand.
Why not?
Because you're straight.
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I brought tuna macaroni. It was your favorite as a kid.
No it wasn't.
Don't argue with me; you fucking loved it!
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I could always make my mother's meatloaf, honey. And we could look at photo's from when we took the kids to Disney world.
I have a better idea.
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