He [Justin's Dad] says he won't pay for your school anymore.
That lame-ass shit! What's his feeble excuse?
The stock market and supporting 2 households... basically 'cos he's a lame-ass shit.
S2[Episode 213]
S2[Episode 213]
I can't believe Deb dated a drag queen, how'd they tell each other apart?
S2[Episode 213]
I have a great ass and I'm blonde. You have no idea how far that gets me.
S2[Episode 213]
I want you to be my husband.
You already have one.
S2[Episode 213]
I told you, he's a total hetero-probe!
It's true; he is.
It's true; I am.
S2[Episode 213]
Promise me you'll behave.
I won't mention dick if you don't mention pussy.
S2[Episode 213]
There's no predicting... oops, I said dick, didn't I?
S2[Episode 213]
DDDivina Devore
The truth is what you choose to believe.
S2[Episode 214]
Don't be such a sissy.
Any other impossible requests?
S2[Episode 214]
I want to go to Berlin, Amsterdam, Prague...
Great art, great history...
Great men.
S2[Episode 214]
[about Carl Horvath coming to the diner] So, what are you doing here?
CHCarl Horvath
It's a diner, isn't it? It's lunchtime, isn't it?
It's a little early, isn't it? [taking Horvath's order] What will it be?
CHCarl Horvath
Uhm.. A meatloaf sandwich, a side of fries and how about you and me going out tomorrow night?
Yeah, that last item isn't on the menu.
S2[Episode 214]
He's not my type.
He's alive and he's got a dick. What more do you need?
S2[Episode 214]
Maybe we can hang it.
Really?
Then you can tell everybody you're hung.
I already do.
S2[Episode 214]
I'll give you 5000 dollars.
What for?
The drawing.
It's not for sale.
No... just you.
S2[Episode 214]
The reason you don't have a boyfriend is because you don't want one.
I don't?
If you had one it would challenge the well established opinion you have of yourself as a worthless sac of shit that nobody wants; therefore, you go after guys you know will reject you and you stand around here and bitch like a high school girl, when in fact you got exactly what you want, mainly, nothing.
Thank you Doctor Kinney, you've saved me years of therapy, not to mention several thousand dollars.
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