[out of breath] I can't go on. We've walked how far, 100 blocks in 100 hours?
Try two blocks in about 11 minutes.
Oh. Seems a lot longer when you're shopping for lesbians.
S2[Episode 211]
S2[Episode 211]
Competition: world class. Wardrobe: crucial. Margin for error: zero. So long, Pittsburgh; hello, Miami Vice!
I thought your all-expenses-paid fuck-fest was just for the weekend?
Each beach party has its own theme and a strict dress code. The White Party: 15,000 horny queers all in white.
I'll be busy, too. I have a paper due on Renaissance art...
Then there's the muscle beach party...
Then there's the laundry and, of course, the wedding...
I mustn't forget the Cowboy contest...
I have to remember to write to my Grandmother...
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Look, just take it back.
I can't take it back!
What store did you buy it at?
I didn't get it at a store!
Where'd you get it?
Off a blanket.
A blanket?! You bought Lindsay and Melanie's wedding gift from some street corner Sister?!
It's from Chuck, it's a little country next to Chad.
Chuck, Chad, they sound like a couple of homo's!
It's the perfect gift.
Perfectly hideous!
It's a work of art!
It's a piece of shit!
It's symbolic of love and pride!
It's symbolic of stupidity and bad taste.
Michael You take that back!
I can't! [in a mocking voice] I got it off a blanket!
Look, the next time you want to buy a gift, buy it yourself!
That's what I was counting on you for.
You were too busy bringing joy to the world.
That's because I'm a success!
You can take your success and shove it... I'm sure you won't have any trouble figuring out where!
Yeah, I'll just ask Chuck and Chad!
S2[Episode 211]
Anyone who values themselves because of their ass... is an ass.
S2[Episode 211]
Christ, send in a dyke to do a faggot's work.
S2[Episode 211]
My pecker's all a-twitter.
S2[Episode 211]
So you're standing me up to see two dykes tie the knot?
Yeah, I guess I am. You're angry?
I think you are a selfish heartless asshole... Keep up the good work!
S2[Episode 212]
I'm a vulgar girl.
S2[Episode 212]
What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done with a guy?
It's too weird to talk about.
Come on, dish!
Hm.. Kinky.. Kinky... Well, one night I went to this guys house and... I stayed over.
S2[Episode 212]
[talking about Dumpster Boy]
What can you do?
I don't know... find out who he was.
That's what the police are for.
Those fat fucks!
S2[Episode 212]
[about Garths party] Why would I want to hang out with a bunch of arrogant, self-important assholes?
'cause you fit right in?
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You know he's like a German train? He always comes in on time.
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Christ! Doesn't anyone introduce themselves before the fuck?! … Sorry.
S2[Episode 212]
Were they lovers?
Would have been better if they had been. Then Brian could have broken his heart and Michael could have gotten over him.
Instead of always wondering what it would have been like.
S2[Episode 213]
What kind of homosexual are you?!
The kind that fucks men...
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