Neil Mullarkey quotes from QI

Stephen Fry

What's the most interesting thing a dog can smell?

[presses buzzer] A dog's dinner?

Stephen Fry

Yes. To a dog that is the most interesting thing a dog can smell.

Alan Davies

Other than that, another dog's bottom.

Stephen Fry

Yeah. Oh.

Stephen Fry

Oh, there you are. Oh, no.

Jeremy Clarkson

My crotch. [laughter] Well, they all do.

Stephen Fry

Can you blame them? They're only flesh and blood...

Stephen Fry

What comes before a German Bight?

[presses buzzer] A German Bark.

Stephen Fry

Yeah, ho.

Stephen Fry

You were thinking of J.S., possibly.

Alan Davies

No, they never bark when they're going to attack you. It's when they go quiet, that's when you have to worry.

Stephen Fry

Germans?

Stephen Fry

Do you know how they communicate across valleys?

Alan Davies

Shout.

Mobile phone.

Stephen Fry

[grinning] No... Not... It's a language they use, but instead of their vocal cords, they...

Alan Davies

Fart?