What's the most interesting thing a dog can smell?
[presses buzzer] A dog's dinner?
Yes. To a dog that is the most interesting thing a dog can smell.
Other than that, another dog's bottom.
Yeah. Oh.
[Forfeit klaxon goes off - BOTTOMS]
Oh, there you are. Oh, no.
My crotch. [laughter] Well, they all do.
[Forfeit klaxon goes off - BOLLOCKS]
Can you blame them? They're only flesh and blood...
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