Aisling Bea quotes from QI

Stephen Fry

What would you find at the exact centre of the observable universe?

Alan Davies

You?

Johnny Vegas

Isn't the sun the centre of the universe?

Stephen Fry

[Bursts out in patronizing laughter, catches himself] Well, sorry for my laughter.

Johnny Vegas

What a way to build me confidence!

Aisling Bea

I thought that was a serious question as well and we both looked at you and you looked at us like the peasants of the land. "Will we ever be free of this tyranny? [throws back her head] Bwa, haw, haw! Never, never, never!"

Johnny Vegas

Doesn't the Wicked Hall Witch live there? Haw, haw haw...

Stephen Fry

I'm sorry that it sounded quite so patronizing. The centre of the universe is apparently Bank street and Sixth street in Wallace, Idaho or...

Johnny Vegas

The sun.

Stephen Fry

You beasts, you beasts, you unutterable beasts.

Stephen Fry

If you brought a cat or a dog to feed to the lions. Or the tigers. They had tigers as well. And they had bears.

Aisling Bea

Oh, my.

Aisling Bea

No, keep going. Does this buzzer stop Jimmy speaking? Try again?

Jimmy Carr

I was just gonna say to...

Jimmy Carr

I find the buzzers really disconcerting. It does feel like somebody’s about to get murdered.