What would you find at the exact centre of the observable universe?
You?
[Later]
Isn't the sun the centre of the universe?
[Bursts out in patronizing laughter, catches himself] Well, sorry for my laughter.
What a way to build me confidence!
I thought that was a serious question as well and we both looked at you and you looked at us like the peasants of the land. "Will we ever be free of this tyranny? [throws back her head] Bwa, haw, haw! Never, never, never!"
Doesn't the Wicked Hall Witch live there? Haw, haw haw...
I'm sorry that it sounded quite so patronizing. The centre of the universe is apparently Bank street and Sixth street in Wallace, Idaho or...
The sun.
Johnny Vegas and Aisling Bea: [going "haw haw haw" and high-fiveing each other]
You beasts, you beasts, you unutterable beasts.
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