Sue Perkins quotes from QI

Stephen Fry

I got jumbo wrists and I'm covered in tit juice. What have I been up to?

Sue Perkins

You've changed.

Jo Brand

Is it a night out with Tarbuck and Perkins?

Stephen Fry

There is a thing called Dogger Bank itch.

Sue Perkins

Guilty as charged.

Sue Perkins

I hate the word breasts.

Liza Tarbuck

I do, too.

Sue Perkins

Lets just say jugs...

Liza Tarbuck

...tits...

Sue Perkins

...bosom.

Stephen Fry

[weighing in] I like titties.

Stephen Fry

What begins with J and was used by the first man to row the Atlantic to attempt suicide?

Alan Davies

Jizz.

Sue Perkins

Suicide by jizz?

Stephen Fry

Is there a word for prostitute that begins with a silent k?

Sue Perkins

Knob gobbler.

Stephen Fry

Do you know the name for a group of kittens?

Jimmy Carr

A sack of?

Sue Perkins

A puke?

Stephen Fry

How did Chicago get completely screwed up?

Sue Perkins

They brought Catherine Zeta-Jones in.

Stephen Fry

My legs went to jelly. I did this thing with Bear Grylls, where I had to rappell down a sheer face. I was never so terrified in my entire life. I got there, and I...

Alan Davies

Sorry, you rappelled down Bear Grylls face?

Stephen Fry

He chose the face.

Alan Davies

And then your legs went to jelly.

Stephen Fry

The really frightening thing was, you know, he took me to the edge and then there was 45 minutes...

Sue Perkins

Sorry, Bear Grylls took you to the edge?

Stephen Fry

[double facepalms]

Sue Perkins

Lightning goes upwards?

Stephen Fry

Oh, yes. Absolutely.

Sue Perkins

Wrong.

Stephen Fry

Now, Ladies first. [smiles exaggeratedly at Kathy Lette and Sue Perkins]

Sue Perkins

You smoothie.

Stephen Fry

[seriously] Why shouldn't you have the vote?

Stephen Fry

It is known to contain more tools than any other place on Earth.

Sue Perkins

Apart from Made in Chelsea.

Stephen Fry

Alaska's state motto is North to the future. Don't know what that means, but there it is. They all have mottoes, these states, My favourite one is Kentucky. Kentucky's known, really, for two things.

Sue Perkins

Fried Chicken.

Stephen Fry

Well, apart from that. It's called The Bluegrass State, but it's Bourbon and The Kentucky Derby - the race. And somebody came up with a two-word phrase for Kentucky which encapsulates both those things which I think is rather brilliant.

Sue Perkins

Pissed Horses?

Stephen Fry

That would do it. No, it's Unbridled Spirit. Isn't that clever? Genuinely clever.

David Mitchell

Yeah. No, that's great. That absolutely shits on North to the Future.

Stephen Fry

[Laughing] It does, doesn't it? It's got to be said.

David Mitchell

Because if there's one place you do not want to head north from, it's Alaska. 'Cause there's fuck all of the world there. You want to go south! You want to see stuff... North to the Future maybe you'd say from Argentina.

Stephen Fry

Who gets the most use out of a man engine?

Alan Davies

A woman. [Laughter] Can't believe that [the forfeit klaxon] didn't go off.

Stephen Fry

Do you want to know what the forfeit was? [Deep voice] 'You do, Stephen.' I said, 'No! No-one's going to say that.' And you didn't.

Sue Perkins

We’ve moved beyond.

Stephen Fry

C is ultrapure water.

Sue Perkins

Can I have C?

Stephen Fry

That’s your choice?

Sue Perkins

Oh. No.

David Mitchell

To be fair, we don't know whether Sue meant C as in C or C as in sea.

Stephen Fry

You little devil.

Stephen Fry

There are lots of places in the UK named after mammaries. Can you name one?

Alan Davies

Boob Town.

Stephen Fry

[Laughing.] Boob Town? Can you name a real one?

Sue Perkins

Great Tit-chfield.

Alan Davies

The Mountains of Boob.

Sue Perkins

[Laughing.] The Mountains of Boob.