Liza Tarbuck quotes from QI

Liza Tarbuck

Cats mating, it can be a quite exclusive little gang, whereas dogs, they can run riots, so you could have a Great Dane with a Chihuahua.

Stephen Fry

It's a nice image.

Alan Davies

It would involve a stepladder. Or a ditch.

Stephen Fry

So, what begins with J and appears to be alive?

Jo Brand

Is it me?

Stephen Fry

You begin with J and are most magnificently radiantly alive.

Jo Brand

He's on the turn.

Liza Tarbuck

James Blunt.

Stephen Fry

Closer, I grant you.

Sue Perkins

Jeremy Clarkson.

Stephen Fry

This is something that appears to be alive, but quite obviously isn’t.

Sue Perkins

Jedward then. I'm revising my original answer.

Sue Perkins

I hate the word breasts.

Liza Tarbuck

I do, too.

Sue Perkins

Lets just say jugs...

Liza Tarbuck

...tits...

Sue Perkins

...bosom.

Stephen Fry

[weighing in] I like titties.