[Kenny G.'s "Songbird" plays]
BSBernie's Brother
Bernie, shut up. Shut up!
BBernie
Make it stop! No!
BSBernie's Brother
Would you shut up?
BBernie
Make him stop! Make him stop!
All right, Bernie, all right.
Wait, wait, wait. Not yet, Shawn. My favorite part is coming up.
What? What are you telling me? That you're a Kenny G. fan?
A little bit, yes. This song.
I gotta be honest, I've never minded this song either.
So you know that's right.
It's really, really smooth.
I don't know about grooving, Gus.
BBernie
Make it stop! Ah! Turn it off!
I know I'm in the doghouse.
Oh, you're not in the doghouse.
No, you're going to have to work really hard to make it in to the doghouse.
OK, so I'm in the yard, which is still an enclosed area. [sees Juliet's expression] Unless I'm in the pound. Jules, am I in the pound?! Where's Gus? Is Gus with me?
Why do I have to be in the pound?
So we can get adopted together like two inseparable weenie dogs.
I can't believe you hired my father!
For the record, I did not hire your father.
Oh, you're in this, Gus. You're in deep. You're an accomplice. In fact, if this were a crime, you would be in cuffs right now.
Where are you off to, Frank?
FFrank
Ah, nowhere! Just... Thought maybe you could handle things from here.
You know, it's funny. After Mom kicked you out and changed all the locks on the doors, I always wondered how you would sneak into my room, and leave little gifts on my nightstand. And eventually, I just figured out that you are really good at taking apart a window and putting it back together. In an out. Like a ghost.
FFrank
I don't know what you mean, Jules.
God, you are such a coward.
FFrank
There's no need for that.
Actually, there's a long overdue need for it. Your life has been so starved of honesty, that the second you feel it creeping around the corner, you are out the nearest door.
FFrank
I'm sorry you feel that way.
It's not a feeling, Frank. It's the truth. [Frank turns to walk away.] I'm not done. [Frank stops and turns back toward Juliet.] Look, I don't know if you've realized this, but I'm not a kid anymore. And I am not going to sit around and waste my time, and my tears, on missed recitals and birthdays, but what really breaks my heart... Is that you won't be there for all the moments to come.
FFrank
We don't know that, Juliet.
Yes, I do. Because that's my choice. And I don't want you there.
FFrank
You don't mean that.
Sadly, I mean every word. Because I feel cheated. I feel robbed. So congratulations, Frank. Your longest con of all was on your own daughter.
We got serious business to attend to.
Serious business? You're going to an opening of a new cupcake store.
No, we're going to a closing of an old cupcake store.
And then we're going to the opening of a new cupcake store.
Bring me back a red velvet.
