Is that her second slab?
I have never seen a woman eat ribs like that in my life except in caveman drawings.
S6 E9Neil Simon's Lovers' Retreat
Chelsea, it was a pleasure meeting you, but I need to head to Ojai to kill my best friend in the world.
And I need to help him bury the body.
A paper trail of deceit.
Look, I was a victim here, too, man.
Shawn you robbed me. As far as I'm concerned, you're no different then the thieves who robbed you of the thing you robbed.
We take our hand-held entertainment very seriously.
S6 E10Indiana Shawn and The Temple of the Kind of Crappy, Rusty Dagger
JJacqueline
I've worked with professionals, mercenaries, compromised double-agents, and yet no one's behavior has been as utterly confusing as yours.
Thank you.
JJacqueline
It's not a compliment.
Well, it depends on your definition of 'confusing', doesn't it?
S6 E11Heeeeere's Lassie
[sitting in front of Lassie's "haunted" hotel after he tried to kill Gus]
Is there anything I can get you?
[pause] I wouldn't say no to a Sloppy Joe.
[After Lassiter tells Shawn and Guss about strange things occurring in his new apartment]
[excited] YOU PLACE IS HAUNTED!
[Shawn and Gus begin happily jumping and dancing around the room]
S6 E12Shawn and the Real Girl
You kiss her, you die.
Duly noted.
S6 E13Let's Doo-Wop It Again
[Gus leaves Tony and Drake on a street corner so he can go take a picture of a gang leader/suspect]
If he not back in five minutes, we go get the BB guns.
Oh, you know that's right.
Let's hope she doesn't have enough bullets in that to shoot all of us.
TTina
This gun holds ten rounds.
Well, let's hope she shoots Gus ten times.
TTina
Get in the closet.
Oh, hell, no. You ain't gonna be talking me crazy, alright. We don't stuff ourselves in any tiny spaces, alright? That's where I draw the line!
[Drake points directly at Gus]
Yeah, that's right! You're gonna have to shoot this man with all ten bullets if you want us to go in some damn closet!
Are you crazy, Drake?!
S6 E14Autopsy Turvy
I cannot thank you enough for believing in me!
I didn't. I believed in your colleague who turned out to be a homicidal maniac.
S6 E15True Grits
How many "get out of jail free" cards does a guy get?
Two, duh. One in Chance, one in Community Chest.
Well, much like Lady Gaga, I was born this way.
Just because you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.
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