Psych · Season 6
Detective Lassiter, why are you wearing sunglasses at an autopsy?
Chief, if I may. Lassie spoke to us all about a week ago about wearing sunglasses to all autopsies moving forward to show respect for the dead. I simply forgot. And Gus refused because he has no value for human life.
Does someone want to explain to me what happened last night?
Okay, I just want to go on record and say I was on that couch first.
I don't even know what that was supposed to mean.
...and Henry Spencer, where are your pants?
I'm not entirely sure, Karen.
Sookie is mine!
(Shawn and Gus have just appeared dressed as vampires)
I can't help being a gorgeous fiend. It's just the card I drew.
What. In the hell. Are you wearing?
Charlatan!
Looking whose talking Count Chocula over here please.
Count Chocula? you must be out of your damn mind.
What did I tell you. No one remembers Blacula except for us and Quentin Tarantino.
I'm dangerous in a sexy way.
More like a gay way.
It's just a crazy coincidence. These nails were made popular by Jersey Shore.
Nice try Queen of the Damned.
JWoww does wear those nails when they go out clubbing.
(Everyone looks at him)
What? I'm not saying I'm buying her story.
How much blood was it exactly Shawn?
Shawn It was just a small stream. It wasn't like the end of Carrie or the beginning of Carrie.
Are you sure this water is holy?
Yes! I had Father Wesley bless it over the phone!
Over the phone?
Yes.
I don't think it works like that.
I used to be a detective now I'm a babysitter.
Which makes you Elisabeth Shue and Gus is Keith Coogan
You're Coogan.
You're Coogan.
Your mom is Coogan.
Ok, you guys are actually devolving.
It's a gift that I bust out on rare occasions and almost all the time.
Shoot...the...glass.
Look around. You're the fish out of the water here.
Because they're all pretending to be dead, Shawn.
Or perhaps it is us, who pretend to be alive.
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