Well, the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.
S6 E16Santabarbaratown
S7 E1Santabarbaratown 2
Alright, just stay calm, OK? I'm pretty sure like 90 percent of gunshot wounds are psychological. Here's the good news: the body's actually designed for this sort of thing!
DDoctor
Uh, no it's not.
I'm just saying, it's important for him to keep moving, you know? Maybe walk it off. This isn't serious. This isn't like having appendicitis!
DDoctor
We're taking him to surgery.
OK, great! That's great! Where do I stand? Do I need to wash up? My hands are crazy clean. Look! I had one of those Dorrito tacos from Taco Bell about an hour--What are you telling me? I stay here? OK, good call! I'll man--I'll man the hallway. YOU GOTTA SAVE 'IM, THAT'S MY DAD!
I came as soon as I heard, I am so sorry. I brought a six-footer. [opens a body bag]
Woody, what are you, whoa, look! [points to the monitor indicating that Henry is alive]
Oh. Awkward. I'll come back, uh, later.
Shawn, when we were thrown out of here, what part of "banned for life" did you misinterpret?
All of it.
S7 E2Juliet Takes a Luvvah
You made out with a serial killer.
You made out with Lassiter.
OK, I guess that makes us even.
I'm gonna go get some snacks. Who'd like snacks?
RRachel
I'd love an apple, thanks.
I said snacks.
S7 E3Lassie Jerky
Come on. Hug it out. Hug it out.
I would rather spend all day at the mall with McNab.
S7 E7Deez Nups
Falling in love with you was never part of the plan, OK? This whole thing started because my ass was on the line. Self-preservation Jules, you gotta understand that; I didn't have a choice. And then, we sort of found a groove. And by the time you showed up, it was so much fun. We put away like over a hundred criminals. Most of them were murderers. I'm good at what I do. And what I do is good. Isn't it?
What are you talking about? Are you telling me this is all a lie?
Please don't make me answer that.
S7 E8Right Turn or Left for Dead
Dude, what happened?
She knows.
You told her?
It's worse. I didn't.
Dude, how're you doing?
Well, they say I might have a mild concussion. And I wasn't able to go pick up Lassie's new dog from the rescue this morning. Oh, and get this, I might have a mild concussion.
Do you know who she is?
No, she had no ID when I brought her in.
Spoke to Juliet yet?
Huh. She must have her phone turned off, man. But you know, after a good night's sleep, I'm sure she's going to be over this whole breaking up with me thing. I know I am. I was thinking I would go, uh, Costanza on her, just pretend like it never happened.
That didn't even work for George Costanza.
C'mon son, you know Georgie doesn't have what I've got.
A mild concussion?
Hey, how did you hear about that?
...
Dude, you know I'm allergic to gold dust! Remember in grammar school, I had to sit at the gold-dust-free table?!
I don't really remember grammar school, Gus. Ugh, my head hurts for some reason.
S7 E9Juliet Wears the Pantsuit
If that's true, then she's a hall-of-famer nut job.
First ballot. In fact, I'm surprised you haven't dated her.
She's an identity thief!
With a key to my house.
Our house! In the middle of our street!
S7 E10Santa Barbarian Candidate
I can't believe we are in Santa Barbara's corridors of power....I could have made it all the way to the White House.
Yeah, maybe as an aide.
Of course.
Say, "Yes, Mr. President."
"Yes, Mr. President."
Sorry, Charlie.
It's the same motive of the biblical tale of the very first murder. Brother kills brother over multi-use retail and residential space.
What version of the Bible are you reading?
The New Rick James Version.
Are you saying that Spencer might actually win this thing? Oh my God, the Mayans were right.
That's it. I'm gonna have to move. There's no other solution.
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