[After Lassiter tells Shawn and Guss about strange things occurring in his new apartment]
[excited] YOU PLACE IS HAUNTED!
[Shawn and Gus begin happily jumping and dancing around the room]
S6 E11Heeeeere's Lassie
S6 E12Shawn and the Real Girl
You kiss her, you die.
Duly noted.
S6 E13Let's Doo-Wop It Again
[Gus leaves Tony and Drake on a street corner so he can go take a picture of a gang leader/suspect]
If he not back in five minutes, we go get the BB guns.
Oh, you know that's right.
Let's hope she doesn't have enough bullets in that to shoot all of us.
TTina
This gun holds ten rounds.
Well, let's hope she shoots Gus ten times.
TTina
Get in the closet.
Oh, hell, no. You ain't gonna be talking me crazy, alright. We don't stuff ourselves in any tiny spaces, alright? That's where I draw the line!
[Drake points directly at Gus]
Yeah, that's right! You're gonna have to shoot this man with all ten bullets if you want us to go in some damn closet!
Are you crazy, Drake?!
S6 E14Autopsy Turvy
I cannot thank you enough for believing in me!
I didn't. I believed in your colleague who turned out to be a homicidal maniac.
S6 E15True Grits
How many "get out of jail free" cards does a guy get?
Two, duh. One in Chance, one in Community Chest.
Well, much like Lady Gaga, I was born this way.
Just because you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.
I don't take it personally that Shawn took on Thane's case. Even though I'm fairly certain that he is guilty.
And I don't take it personally that Juliet feels that way. Even though she simply couldn't be "wronger".
[smiles] You two are so breaking up over this. And Spencer, remember, all convicts say they're innocent or they're framed or stop choking me. But at the end of the day, Thane Woodson is guilty of something.
Not according to the Innocence Project.
Which is why they're high on my list of enemies. Right behind Internal Affairs, UNICAF and Lance Bass. [Juliet and Shawn look at him] Don't ask.
So when things fall apart with Spencer and you, Marlowe and I met the perfect person.
That means that person is in prison... and is a woman.
Which one of those is the problem?
S6 E16Santabarbaratown
[At a crime scene]
Who's the big scary dude?
Gus, that's Carlton Lassiter. You should know this by now.
So do we go with Lassie or your dad?
Worst. Options. Ever.
Shawn Spencer. That is my partner Sh'Dynasty. It is spelled S-H, comma-to-the-top, dynasty.
JJordan
"Comma-to-the-top"?
That's God's comma.
Know this, Jordan. I'm on to you. Like fat... on a fat person.
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