Gus and Shawn in “Right Turn or Left for Dead”

Gus

Dude, how're you doing?

Shawn

Well, they say I might have a mild concussion. And I wasn't able to go pick up Lassie's new dog from the rescue this morning. Oh, and get this, I might have a mild concussion.

Gus

Do you know who she is?

Shawn

No, she had no ID when I brought her in.

Gus

Spoke to Juliet yet?

Shawn

Huh. She must have her phone turned off, man. But you know, after a good night's sleep, I'm sure she's going to be over this whole breaking up with me thing. I know I am. I was thinking I would go, uh, Costanza on her, just pretend like it never happened.

Gus

That didn't even work for George Costanza.

Shawn

C'mon son, you know Georgie doesn't have what I've got.

Gus

A mild concussion?

Shawn

Hey, how did you hear about that?

Gus

Dude, you know I'm allergic to gold dust! Remember in grammar school, I had to sit at the gold-dust-free table?!

Shawn

I don't really remember grammar school, Gus. Ugh, my head hurts for some reason.