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S6 E7In For A Penny

Where are you off to, Frank?

FFrank

Ah, nowhere! Just... Thought maybe you could handle things from here.

You know, it's funny. After Mom kicked you out and changed all the locks on the doors, I always wondered how you would sneak into my room, and leave little gifts on my nightstand. And eventually, I just figured out that you are really good at taking apart a window and putting it back together. In an out. Like a ghost.

FFrank

I don't know what you mean, Jules.

God, you are such a coward.

FFrank

There's no need for that.

Actually, there's a long overdue need for it. Your life has been so starved of honesty, that the second you feel it creeping around the corner, you are out the nearest door.

FFrank

I'm sorry you feel that way.

It's not a feeling, Frank. It's the truth. [Frank turns to walk away.] I'm not done. [Frank stops and turns back toward Juliet.] Look, I don't know if you've realized this, but I'm not a kid anymore. And I am not going to sit around and waste my time, and my tears, on missed recitals and birthdays, but what really breaks my heart... Is that you won't be there for all the moments to come.

FFrank

We don't know that, Juliet.

Yes, I do. Because that's my choice. And I don't want you there.

FFrank

You don't mean that.

Sadly, I mean every word. Because I feel cheated. I feel robbed. So congratulations, Frank. Your longest con of all was on your own daughter.

S6 E8The Tao of Gus

We got serious business to attend to.

Serious business? You're going to an opening of a new cupcake store.

No, we're going to a closing of an old cupcake store.

And then we're going to the opening of a new cupcake store.

Bring me back a red velvet.

Gus, we may have a Children of the Corn situation happening here....Gus, drive, drive!

There're people around.

Plow through them!

They're smiling.

Fine, they'll die happy! Floor it!

[about a fleeing Eli] Should I shoot him in the leg?

Nah. Dot's got mad wheels. [Dot grabs Eli by the neck and tackles him to the ground. Milosh then runs up and begins to hit Eli with his shoe. Shawn and Lassiter wince.]

S6 E9Neil Simon's Lovers' Retreat

Okay. Make sure you water my plants thrice daily, but do not talk to them, because once they get started, they will not stop. Especially Jim.

Jim's the ficus?

He is indeed.

Why do we need new friends? I have Gus. You have...whoever your friends are.

Shawn, you're embarrassing me.

[Shawn answers his phone call with Gus] Well, it is about time!

Shawn, this is the fourth vacation you paid for on my credit card!

How are my plants?

Is that her second slab?

I have never seen a woman eat ribs like that in my life except in caveman drawings.

Chelsea, it was a pleasure meeting you, but I need to head to Ojai to kill my best friend in the world.

And I need to help him bury the body.

A paper trail of deceit.

Look, I was a victim here, too, man.

Shawn you robbed me. As far as I'm concerned, you're no different then the thieves who robbed you of the thing you robbed.

S6 E10Indiana Shawn and The Temple of the Kind of Crappy, Rusty Dagger

JJacqueline

I've worked with professionals, mercenaries, compromised double-agents, and yet no one's behavior has been as utterly confusing as yours.

Thank you.

JJacqueline

It's not a compliment.

Well, it depends on your definition of 'confusing', doesn't it?

S6 E11Heeeeere's Lassie

[sitting in front of Lassie's "haunted" hotel after he tried to kill Gus]

Is there anything I can get you?

[pause] I wouldn't say no to a Sloppy Joe.

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