Ken quotes from Psych

Gus

We need information on counterfeiting Hong Kong coins.

Shawn

And Chinese mafia.

Gus

And we need you to explain the ending of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon to us.

Ken

What? What, you think that 'cause I'm Asian, I'm supposed to know all this stuff? That's borderline racist, man.

Shawn

Racist? No, I don't think so. Inappropriate?

Gus

Yes.

Shawn

Insulting?

Gus

Sure.

Shawn

Stereotyping?

Gus

Sure.

Shawn

Not racist.

Gus

Maybe a little racist.

Shawn

Gus, please. Now, Ken? How many Triads do you know, and/or are you one of them?

Ken

Wow.

Gus

Okay, that definitely crossed the line.

Shawn

Just tell us what you know and we will get out of your parents' house.

Shawn

Ken!

Ken

No way.

Shawn

Yes way... in a big way. Can I have your keys?

Ken

What?

Shawn

I just saw a guy get killed.

Ken

Where?

Shawn

In the murder room at the haunted house.

Ken

Isn't that what's suppose to happen?

Shawn

Real guy, real murder.

Ken

Did you tell anyone?

Shawn

We told Carol. But she was so busy texting with Bad Grammar Todd that she didn't care.

Gus

Will you let that go?

Shawn

"Bitchin'", Gus. "Bit-Chin". It's the only word I insist people get right. Otherwise, you're saying it's bichin which is chinese for "too much face". Isn't that right, Ken?

Ken

Seriously, dude. I already told you last time: six words. Now why don't you just go tell somebody else?

Shawn

We're telling you, Ken, and you wanna know why? Because it's high time we got the team back together, man. This is the type of big money case that will allow us to hire back our best Asian assistant ever. 3 Ninjas, Mega Mountain, reunited and it feels... so good.

Ken

I like that song.

Shawn

Are you in?

Ken

I'm out.

Gus

So am I.

Shawn

I didn't ask you.