Gus, Shawn and others in “Romeo and Juliet and Juliet”

We need information on counterfeiting Hong Kong coins.

And Chinese mafia.

And we need you to explain the ending of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon to us.

What? What, you think that 'cause I'm Asian, I'm supposed to know all this stuff? That's borderline racist, man.

Racist? No, I don't think so. Inappropriate?

Yes.

Insulting?

Sure.

Stereotyping?

Sure.

Not racist.

Maybe a little racist.

Gus, please. Now, Ken? How many Triads do you know, and/or are you one of them?

Wow.

Okay, that definitely crossed the line.

Just tell us what you know and we will get out of your parents' house.