The Powerpuff Girls · Season 3
This plan ROCKED! [on his TV, the beam is fired from the telescope, engulfing the world] Check it out. This plan was so big, it was affecting the whole world! (the French lovers are hit) Paris! (the Eskimo is next) Eskimo-land! (the Japanese man gets it) Japan!
Hey, who filmed this, anyway? [cut to her and the girls charging in] What, do you have cameras all over the world?
Yes! Now shut up!
[After learning that Mojo violated their agreement and stole the candy jar, the Girls furiously break into his jail cell]
MOJO!!!
[resting smugly with the jar] Back so soon? [eats a piece of candy]
We had a deal, Mojo!
Don't get me wrong. Destroying Townsville on a daily basis is a pretty good gig. But to be able to take away that which gave you so much joy, to destroy your happiness, is just so much more satisfying to the soul. If only I could have seen the look on your faces when you realized! I think I can imagine...
[The Girls are now seething with barely restrained rage]
[ominously] You're a bad monkey, Mojo.
[with giddy glee] I know!
[The Girls snap, screaming; they start beating Mojo up more viciously than usual, knocking him to the floor at Buttercup's feet]
What's going on here? What?
[now scared] Um...
Huh? Oh, what, you going for something? [sees him glancing at the jar] You going for that?
N-No...
You want some more, man?
Uh, I wasn't--
You do?
No!
Yeah?
No...!
[Buttercup stomps straight down into his mouth, and the merciless beatdown continues, leaving Mojo a twisted, battered wreck, barely able to even form a coherent word]
[groaning] Mommy...
[The Girls pause for a moment, breathing through clenched teeth, but when Mojo actually sheds a tear, Blossom comes to her senses and gasps, horrified by their actions]
What have we done? Look at us. Look at Mojo. This isn't who we are. This is crazy!
[Bubbles and Buttercup now also start to look ashamed]
But... what about the candy?
Don't you see, Bubbles?
It was the candy that did this to us. The candy made us something we're not.
All right, you mugs, listen up. We somehow got superpowers!
[stretching his neck around] Hey, Ace - what power did I get?
[punches him after a short pause] You're stretchy, Grubber's loud, Little Arturo's fast, I've got ice powers and, uh, Big Billy's a rock.
[Blossom traps Ace in an ice block with her freezing breath]
Oh Blossom, you're so good you give me chills! [breaks free] Let's kick it up a notch! [fires icicles at her]
So, Professor Utonium – I was not expecting a fourth opponent. But no matter! I will eliminate you in an alternate manner!
Bring it on, daddy-o.
Oh, that is so lame. You will PAY for your use of inappropriate dialogue!
At last, victory is mine! With the Powerpuff Girls and their pathetic parent out of the way, the city will be under my control within the hour! But first, you needn't worry about your little "pumpkins", Professor Utonium. I know the perfect recipe for... POWERPUFF PUMPKIN PIE! [laughs diabolically]
Yeah, the Mayor! If he's supposed to be running the city, Why's he always asking us to save it for him?
[sarcastically] Oh, you're absolutely right, girls. He should be using his own superpowers to save the city.
[Silence]
Okay. Fine. But you gotta admit, things are unfair around here. I mean, there's only one female villain in the whole town!
And you didn't stop her.
That's right!
We girls gotta look out for each other!
Oh, really?
[Three angry women come out of the darkness and surround the girls]
Was Femme Fatale looking out for me when she stole from my bank?
Was she looking out for me when she broke my arm?
[scoffs] Was she looking out for me when she stole my hairstyle? [they look at her] Well, she did!
[The shades come up as the girls realize that Femme Fatale tricked them and realize everything]
Listen, girls. You're right about one thing: There is injustice in the world.
That's why we have you, to protect the rights of everyone. And right now, everyone in Townsville needs you.
Susan B. Anthony coins, huh?
Do you even know who she was?
[confused] Er...She was...Uh...Um...
Once upon a time, women weren't allowed to do much of anything.
Susan B. Anthony knew that that was wrong.
In 1872, she broke the law by voting, and even though she was found guilty, the feds wanted to go easy on her...
Because she was a girl!
And not send her to jail!
[stammering] Well, you know, she was this...Well, men! Girls should...Oh, man! [attempts to escape, but is cornered by Buttercup]
Susan B. Anthony didn’t want special treatment, she wanted to be treated equally!
[Femme Fatale tries to run, but is cornered by Bubbles]
She demanded that she be sent to jail, just like any man who broke the law!
[Femme Fatale tries to run pass Bubbles, but is stopped by Blossom]
[holds up the Susan B. Anthony coin] And that's exactly what we're gonna do to you. [throws the coin at Femme Fatale's face]
[The girls proceed to beat her up]
All right, Bubbles! what animal do you have hiding in there?!
He's not an animal, [She opens the door and shows a blue whale in their bedroom] he's a mammal!
[after working on Mojo's teeth] Okay, Mr. Jojo, you're all done, and since you've been such a good boy, here's a lollipop.
[Mojo, his cheeks swollen, walks out of the examination room, clutching a lollipop]
[stops] Huh?
[Mojo sees the Gangreen Gang, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him in the waiting room with their faces swollen and needing dental care]
[lisping] What happened to you guys?! No, don't tell me. Buttercup?! I bet you were just sitting at home, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, bam, pow, crack! Buttercup bursts in, and starts beating your face, knocks out as many teeth that she can, and then takes off with them!
[the other villains groan in pain and agreement]
[lisping] This is an outrage!
Huh?
[lisping] AN OUTRAGE! AN OUTRAGE!!! Something must be done!
[Mojo fires laser beams from his robot, Him fires with his energy beam from his mouth, and Princess fires her blaster rays from her hands, hitting the girls. Fuzzy throws a rock on them. They are stunned]
[effeminate] Did we just do what I think we did?
Yes. Individually, we have failed time and again. But together, we are victorious!
I propose we join forces, and merge into one super-villain conglomerate!
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup? We beat 'em? We beat all of 'em?!
[effeminate] That's it! We will be known as...the Silver Beat-Alls!
No. Too fancy. We shall be known simply as...the Beat-Alls!
["A Hard Day's Night" is heard as their faces are half-hidden in shadow a la the Beatles album]
[Girls scream as a parody of "A Hard Day's Night" plays]
[voice over] Yes, screaming girls everywhere ran screaming whenever the Beat-Alls made the scene. [the foursome walk single file along a crosswalk, in a scene reminiscent of the Beatles' album Abbey Road] Individually, it had been a long and winding road. [they enter the National Trust Bank] But together, the Beat-Alls, or the "Bad Four", as they were also known, had finally conquered Townsville.
[voice over] And Fuzzy, the shy one...
I'm gonna let you down and leave you flat! [throws the rock and crushes the girls, silencing them]
[voice over] ...provides the rock. Thus the Brutish Invasion had begun. [the girls are repeatedly blasted and crushed] Again... and again... and again... [the Beat-Alls are leaning over a balcony smiling down, reminiscent of the Beatles' album Please Please Me] ...the girls were defeated by the Beat Alls. Till eventually, [they disappear] the girls stopped showing up entirely. [the Beat-Alls are pummeling a band that bears a striking resemblance to the Beatles] And the Beat-Alls had a ticket to ride.
[to the audience] Will the people in the cheap seats please leave? And the rest of you, hand over your jewelry!
[They do, followed by B&W head shots of each villain in various goofy poses]
[voice over] Having finally bested the Powerpuff Girls, the Beat-Alls rushed to the top of the charts of the Most Wanted list. [wanted posters appear on the screen] When questioned, authorities had this to say.
[resembles Old Fred from Yellow Submarine] Thank you. My name is Sergeant Pepper of the Townsville Police, and at the request of my commanding officers, I'd like to make this statement. [clearing throat, as the parody tune of Hey Bulldog begins] Help! We need somebody! Help! Not just anybody! Help! We need the Powerpuff Girls! [clearing throat again] Thank you.
[referencing various Beatles songs] Oh, girls...Yesterday all our troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as though they're here to stay. [[w:Eight Days a Week|Sitting here eight days a week, everyone seems to think you're lazy. I don't care, I think they're crazy. But you used to be running everywhere at such a speed! Now you think there's no need.
There isn't!
If we can't stop the Beat-Alls...
We're never saving the day again.
Oh, you can't do that. What will Townsville do when they look for the girls with the sun in their eyes and they're gone?
But what can we do?
Well, first of you have to realize that the Beat-Alls are just a rock band.
Huh?
Fuzzy, he does that-that rock thing. But that's not important. What is important is this: Mojo Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last. He's just getting by with a little help from his friends.
[aiming his laser gun] I want to hold your cash!
[pointing] Too late. Somebody beat you to it.
[During a parody of I Want You (She's So Heavy), Mojo climbs the ladder and finds some tiny writing: "This is A Stick up!"]
Brilliant! Who is responsible for this? Who is behind such a unique and innovative approach to committing... [sees a female monkey] crimes? [during a parody of Strawberry Fields Forever, they fall in love] I've got to get you into my life! [she lets loose a scream at eardrum-piercing levels] I love you too!
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