The Powerpuff Girls · Season 2
[Big Billy "reads" the girls a bedtime story]
"So the 3 Little Wolves went to the pig's house, and they said, 'FE FI FO FUM, you sure have big teeth, Grandma!' And so Hansel and the 3 Blind Mice climbed up the beanstalk to sell Mother Goose an old shoe!"
[Bubbles is revealed to be wearing Mojo Jojo's clothes]
Bubbles?!
Bubbles?!
Bubbles?!
Bubbles?!
Bubbles?!
[in a towel] Bubbles.
[in a Mojo-like manner] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
[annoyed] I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To-the-point! I--
[Buttercup starts beating him up]
Take this! And that! And some of these! And one of those!
What kind of evil have you bestowed upon our sister?!
You've got to be kidding. I'm wet! I'm naked! Your sister is wearing my clothes! And this is all part of some evil plot... TO RULE THE WORLD AS A SOGGY CHIMP IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT?!?!?
[after Mojo offers that they both work as a team and take over the world] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not my name! For the name Bubbles is not the correct name to address me by, because is not my name! If you were to address me by the name Mojo Jojo, that would be correct, for my name is Mojo Jojo! And I will only be addressed by that name, which is Mojo Jojo! And furthermore, it is not "we" who will rule the world - it is "I"! I, being Mojo Jojo - who is not Bubbles - shall rule this world alone, which is to say, without anybody else, and without anybody else shall I rule this world! And when this world is ruled by only one person, and not a collective group, that one person who shall be ruling the world will be none other than me, Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
Oh, SHUT UP!!!
[He hits her around the head with a girder, then reclaims his helmet]
That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one! Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out! So, the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world SHALL BE ME! And being the only Mojo Jojo in the world, I will rule the world, in which there is only one MOJO JOJO!!!
And so once again, the day is saved, thanks to Mojo Bubbles...er the Powerpu... Ah, heck, the day was saved. So says me, the Narrator - so called because I speak the narrative of the story! I advance the plot! I begin and end each episode of Powerpuff Girls! ME! THE NARRATOR!
That's it! First, you let the bank robbers get away, then you destroy irreplaceable art, and now you've destroyed all of Townsville! You do even less damage as a member of the Gangreen Gang! Now, go!!
[annoyed] All right, let's kick her butt.
[preventing her] No, Buttercup! You’re right. She is our sister. And as sisters, we have an intrinsic duty; to uphold peace. Not only for the city of Townsville, but amongst ourselves.
[groaning] Why'd I have to open my big trap?
[imitating Mojo Jojo] Enough of this chatter! It's time to meet your maker!
[outraged] You leave the professor out of this!
[Then Mojo Bubbles proceeds to beat up her sisters]
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! [regretfully] I did it. I stole the golf clubs.
Why, Blossom?
Because you wanted it so much, And I just wanted to make you happy.
It's my fault. [voice breaks down] I put too much value in a material item, instead of the love of you girls.
That's what drove me to crime!
Well-
I didn't do it! [falls over backward, then props himself up] Uh...Um, you needed to speak to me about the girls?
Yes, Professor. I'm very concerned. They've been falling asleep in class, and their participation is slipping.
Well, what do you suppose the reason is, Ms. Keane?
I believe all of this late-night crime-fighting is to blame.
Well, they are superheroes, you know, and saving the world’s a big responsibility.
But education is a bigger responsibility.
[Pause]
[smiling, cowboy twang] Yup, that am true, Ms. Keane, [serious again] but what do you propose?
Well, I suggest you set... [her face hardening] ...a curfew.
Welcome to the time channel, where we give you up-to-the-minute time, 24 hours a day. Up next, the current time. Hello. I’m Sonny Dial, here to bring you the latest time. But first, I hope all of you remembered that last night was Daylight Savings, which means everyone sets their clocks back by one hour. That makes our current time 6:41. I’ll be back at 6:42 with the up-to-the-minute time.
[checks all the clocks and his watch] CRIKEY! I forgot to set the clocks back! [kicks down the bedroom door] Girls, wake up! GIRLS, WAKE UP! [slams the hotline receiver in its cradle repeatedly] Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Get out of bed! NOW! [flips the mattress] Daylight savings, clocks wrong, forty-five minutes, save Townsville now!
But what about our curfew?
There's no time! [throws them out their windows one at a time] GO! GO! GO!
[Buttercup, dressed in a crocodile costume, chews one of the toy cars in the Girls' game]
Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
[after trying to speak with her mouth full] I'm a monster and I'm eating Joe. I do that.
[snatches the car] Give me that! I haven't completely set up Townsville yet. Joe still has to go to the market and pick up milk for his children. I'll tell you when you can come.
No one tells me when to come! I'm a monster – I surprise!
[wearing one of Blossom's bows] Blossom here. What's the trouble?
Hey! What do you mean, "Blossom here"?!
I'm Blossom now.
Nooooo, nononononono. I actually am Blossom, so you can't be Blossom.
[into hotline] Could you hold on a sec, Mayor? [to Blossom] We're playing pretend, right?
Right.
Then I'm pretending to be Blossom.
Well... you can't!
Why not?
Because... because you were playing the monster.
Well, now I'm playing Blossom.
Well, then who am I supposed to be?!
Bubbles.
No way! [pushes her] You be Bubbles!
No way! [pushes her back] You be Bubbles!
You're Bubbles!
You're Bubbles!
YOU'RE BUBBLES!
YOU'RE BUBBLES!
I'll be Bubbles.
YOU CAN'T!
[Bubbles starts to cry as her sisters keep arguing, until the Professor crossly opens the door]
Girls, GIRLS! Will someone please tell me what’s going on?
[All three Girls start talking at once]
One at a time, one at a time! Bubbles?
We were playing "The Powerpuff Girls", and Buttercup was a monster and I played the Mayor and Blossom was Ms. Bellum, then Buttercup wanted to pretend she was Blossom, but Blossom wanted to be Blossom, and I wanted to be Bubbles, but they told me I couldn't, and no one wants to be me!
Now to have some breakfast!
[He finds only one egg in the fridge]
ONE EGG LEFT?! For a nutritious breakfast, TWO eggs is the minimum requirement! And I have but ONE, which is ONE shy of TWO! And it is TWO that I need! Curses! I must immediately purchase some eggs, for I need to have breakfast, and without the eggs I cannot have the breakfast that I so require!
[He storms down the long staircase that runs to the bottom of the volcano, then suddenly skids to a halt]
[pats his outift in panic] I have forgotten my wallet! Curses!
[He storms back up]
[Cut to him returning down, to discover kids playing in his moat]
HEY, YOU KIDS!!! GET OUT OF MY MOAT!!! IT IS NOT MADE TO BE PLAYED IN!!!
[The kids ignore him]
[leaving] I must remember to destroy those kids after my breakfast has been eaten.
[holding a blanket to her cheek]
I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter.
NO!! I NEED MY BLANKET!
Okay. The final and most important step is to accidentally add Chemical X to the concoction.
[The girls make awkward faces and dash out and Blossom holds a beaker that looks like Chemical X]
[bad acting] Oh, look at what I found, girls. Chemical X.
Be careful with that Chemical X.
Yes, Blossom. Whatever you do, do not drop that Chemical X.
Don't worry, I wo...[drops the beaker] Whoops! I accidentally dropped the Chemical X. And it fell into the concoction.
Oh, no.
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