Well, well! What do we have here? [picks up dodgeball]
LBLittle Boy #1
[nervously] Excuse me, mister, but... can we have our ball back?
Mister? [spins the ball on one finger] You're talkin' to Ace, kid. There are no Misters here. At least, I don't think so. Um, Little Arturo, is your name "Mister"?
LLLi'l Arturo
[laughs] No.
How 'bout you, Big Billy?
GGrubber
[blows raspberry]
Yeah, I thought so. Hey, is your name "Mister", Snake?
[does a hissing snicker] Yessss!
[Ace punches him]
[The Gangreen Gang have been bullying kids at the playground; the Girls catch them as Snake gives one a wedgie]
LBLittle Boy #2
[relieved] The Powerpuff Girls...
LLLi'l Arturo
The Powerpuff Girls?!
The P-P-Powerpuff Girlssss?!
GGrubber
[blows raspberry]
[more calmly] The Powerpuff Girls? [pauses for a moment] SNAKE! What are you doing to that poor child?!
[Ace punches him again; Buttercup giggles]
Buttercup! [frowns at her in disapproval]
[thinks for a moment, looking sly, then falls to his knees dramatically] Oh, Powerpuff Girls! Please forgive my foolish friend for his foolish act, for he did not know what he was doing! And I know, deep inside my heart, that he would never do anything like that ever again.
[Blossom and Bubbles glare back at him, but Buttercup is smiling and tearing up]
What do you say, Girls? Will you forgive him? [taking Buttercup's hand] Will you? Please?
[Buttercup looks beseechingly at her sisters for a moment]
[He winks at Buttercup, who looks lovestruck as the Gang leave]
Oh no! Looks like Buttercup is looking for love in all the wrong places!
[To Mojo Jojo on the phone; demonic voice] Mojo! It's me... [Effeminate voice] Him!
Oh! Yes, sir! What is it?
[Demonic] You wouldn't believe what just happened!
The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?
WHAT?! How did you know?!
The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.
[Mojo puts Fuzzy on the line]
[Shaking with fury] BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!
You are right! We are all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!
[demonic voice] We should complain!
[The Girls break into Mojo's lair and beat him up]
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF—?!
Don't play dumb! We know you've got some evil plot underway!
What are you talking about?
Oh, like you don't have a giant robot ready to smash Townsville!
No diabolical plans to destroy the world?
Turn everyone into zombies and you scare people?!
Oh, for crying out loud, NO! I have no intentions of committing any crimes... today.
Then what were you doing before we got here?!
Oh. Well, you better behave yourself, or we'll be back!
[sarcastically] Oh goodness, I'd better not snore.
[The Girls attack Fuzzy Lumpkins in his bath]
Okay, Fuzzy, prepare to get stomped!
This is for anything you broke! [punches him]
This is for anyone you hurt! [pulls on his antennae]
AND THIS IS FOR TAKING A BATH!
[Bubbles whacks Fuzzy with his banjo, causing him to sink into the water]
Uh-oh. I think maybe he was just taking a bath...
[Fuzzy rises back up, now literally red with rage]
[chuckles nervously] I guess you weren't going crazy, you were just taking a bath.
[The Girls have just broken into Him's lair to find him doing aerobics]
[effeminate] Hello, girls. What a pleasant surprise! Ooh, what's the occasion?
How I stay so fit? Well, now you know.
Uh, no, actually. Did you do anything evil today?
No, not today. Why do you ask?
No reason, just wondering.
This figure doesn't come easy, you know. I took a little time off to get into shape.
Okay, I guess we'll see you later.
[The Girls fly away]
Goodbye, girls. Come back soon. [stretches his left arm as he reaches the telephone receiver] Goodbye...
[Cut to Mojo's base]
[on the phone with Fuzzy] All right, all right, Fuzzy, I heard you the first time...I know. [the line beeps] I kn - hold on, Fuzzy. There's someone on the other line. [presses a button to pick up another call]
[over the phone, demonic] Mojo! It's me, [effeminate] Him!
[demonic] You won't believe what just happened.
The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?
The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.
BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!!
You are right! We're all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!
[Cut to the Town Hall where the Gangreen Gang sleeps in the Mayor's office. The phone rings]
[answers the phone] Hello?
I demand to speak with the Mayor!
He's not here right now. Can I take a massage?
Do you know when he'll be back?
Uh... I don't know. See, Grubber tricked the Mayor into leaving so we could break in and use the Powerpuff Hotline to make crank calls.
Huh?! [effeminate] You don't say. Well, to whom might I be speaking?
Big Billy from the Gangreen Gang. Who is this? Hello?
[A crash suddenly shakes the room, snapping the Gangreen Gang awake. Him, Mojo Jojo, and Fuzzy Lumpkins have come in]
[effeminate] So! You guys like to make [demonic] crank calls!
[Him, Mojo, and Fuzzy proceed to beat up the Gangreen Gang]
Oh, of all the foolishness. Cut the ribbon, pshaw. Oh, my!
[He nervously sneaks past the fighting villains and heads for the phone. Back at the Girls' house, they are sleeping at night when the hotline buzzes]
Powerpuff Girls, you're not gonna believe this! The Gangreen Gang, Mojo Jojo, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him are fighting right here in my office!
[hangs up] Yeah, right, Mayor, very funny.
[The hotline buzzes again. Buttercup uses her laser eyes to destroy it]
GGirls
Goodnight, Professor.
So once again the day is saved. Thanks to... Mojo, Fuzzy and Him?
