Ooh...What does this button do?
[presses button] [alarm] [loud rumbling] [walks over to where the Professor is] [explosion] [the blast pushed the Mayor and the Professor in his chair away]
S2 E40Toast of the Town
Whee! Do it Again! Do it again!
Oh, no. You're gonna sit right here,be a good little Mayor,and stay put while I work on your toaster. And if you're quiet, you can have some candy. Good boy.[puts the mayor in a highchair]
[gives him a jar full candy] [he starts rattling in the jar]
Say, these are all lemon!Somebody ate all the Goody cherry candies! [throws jar on the ground] Mayor want cherry! Mayor want cherry!
[Professors runs to him with and industrial size bag cherry candies]
Here, cherry. [gives him the bag] Now please, let me work in peace.
[walks away]
Oh, goody!Oops.Uh-oh. [runs under the table]
[crawls under to get the candy]
MTMayor of Townsville
Ooh! Another shiny button!
[he presses the button and the lab begans to shake]
MTMayor of Townsville
Help!
[lab stops shaking]
MTMayor of Townsville
Huh?
[Chemical X is changed]
MTMayor of Townsville
Ooh!
[Professor Utonium is working on the Mayor's toaster and removes his shades]
Mayor? He's being too quiet.
[He sneaks inside]
Mayor? What are you DOING?!
[humming] [puts the chemical x on his head] Mayor want hair.
PProfessor
No! Mayor, stop!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Mayor gotta hair! Mayor gotta hair! Yummy 'X' powder made Mayor's hair grow! [looks around] Professor. Professor?
PProfessor
Your hair wasn't the only thing that grew, Mr.Mayor.
[looks down]
Wowie zowie.
Wowie zowie, indeed. Have you no shame? A grown man your age gallivanting around like a little child,not doing what you're told! "Mayor wanna this. Mayor wanna that." You, Mr.Mayor, are nothing but a baby, a big, big, big baby.
Wah! Don't say that!
Wah! [Runs off]
_________________________________________________________________________________
Professor! What's going on?
Oh, it's the mayor, girls. He got into my chemical X so I scolded him, and now he's run off pouting.
S3 E2Child Fearing
[Mojo Jojo is forced to tell the Girls a bedtime story]]
Very well, then. I will tell you my favorite story... ABOUT THE GREATEST CONQUEROR WHO EVER LIVED! Napoleon! [He envisions himself as Napoleon] He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end.
[Sing-song voice] BO-RING! [Mojo's vision is shattered]
Your story's all wrong! Napoleon's 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent Rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic Empire! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]
And your analysis on the Invasion of Russia is also incorrect! Napoleon's invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]
Yeah, dummy! And when he returned to France, the Allied Nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, whereafter he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death from stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]
[taking his head to the opened window] I love this town! [echoing]
MMan
Ah, shut up, ya jerk!
CMCitysville Mayor
[quietly, sternly] Let me tell you some words. At what point did it seem like a good idea to blow up the Citysville Bridge?
Uhh...
CMCitysville Mayor
No! Do you realize the two crooks that you caught stole approximately 400 dollars? [with intensifying rage] Do you realize that you did over three MILLION DOLLARS IN PROPERTY DAMAGE TO THAT BRIDGE?! IT'S NOT REPLACEABLE! [a scared Blossom blinks up at him, and he sighs as he looks at the destroyed bridge] Also, that bridge is, or was, a historical landmark. [unfurling flag on pole] I mean, it's on our flag, for Pete's sakes! It's also the main thoroughfare into the city! Nobody actually lives in Citysville! [in tears] They commute! [sternly signs a piece of paper] This is a bill prohibiting the use of superpowers in the town of Citysville. You're hereby forbidden by law to use any of your powers within the city limits. [points at the door] Now, get out of my sight!
PPilot
Attention! This is the Citysville Police Department! You are flying in a no-fly zone! Land now!
So, how did it go with the Mayor?
Professor, we tried to tell you before, but you--
THIS PLACE STINKS!
I wanna go home!
We tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen, and we know how much you like it here, and...
[The Professor tears up.]
Professor?
GGirls
Professor?
Oh, girls... [suddenly smiling] You don't know how happy this makes me!
GGirls
Huh?
Oh, I've been hating it here so much! Hating, hating, hating, hating it! Oh, they pick on me at work, and they call me square, and... Oh, so what do you say, kids?
[Cuts to them moving away from Citysville and back to their true home]
Bye-bye, bad old Citysville!
And hello, City of Townsville!
Prepare your taste buds delight! For I, Mojo Jojo, am not only number one villain in Townsville, but I am also...number one chef in Townsville!
S3 E3Criss Cross Crisis
[offscreen; gasps] Oh...oh, what have I done?! [dissolve to inside the girls' bedroom at the windows and pan to the bed. The covers are pulled all the way up. All we see of them are fringes of red-orange and black hair on the pillows] Girls...Girls, wake up! [they mumble sleepily. Buttercup yawns] Buttercup! [she pulls the covers up and groans sleepily] Wake up, Buttercup.
[throws the covers; but is suddenly inside the Professor's body] Professor, it's Saturday! Can't a girl get some sleep?! Harumph! [pulls the covers back over herself. A moment later, she sits bolt upright in cold shock with a gasp] B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B...
[revealed to be un Buttercup's body] Now remain calm, Buttercup.
[Buttercup reacts totally the opposite of what the Professor had told her to do. She screams and breathes hard, panicked. Holding her hands up in front of herself, she sees that she now has a full set of fingers, which she works back and forth. Her mouth begins to wobble, terror washing over the rest of her face, and after a long moment she breaks down, sobbing and wailing]
[socks Buttercup in the shoulder] Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep!
Hey! [stunned] Blossom?!
[On the bed, Blossom reveals to be inside Miss Bellum's body]
Buttercup, what are you doing in bed? [Buttercup giggles] Wait! What's going on? [Buttercup points] What?
[holding a mirror up to Blossom] Nice bed head, Blossom!
[gasps and screams] What happened?! I-I-I'm all grown up.
You're not grown up. You're just inside Ms. Bellum's all-grown-up body.
That's right, Buttercup.
Wait! Well, if Buttercup's in your body, and I'm in Ms. Bellum's body, then who is...? [Blossom reaches to Bubbles's section of the bed and pulls the covers, and she and Buttercup shriek in terror] Girls! Girls, please! It's just Bubbles. [pulls the covers all the way down to reveal Bubbles, who's inside the Mayor's body] In the Mayor's body.
BBBlossom, Buttercup
Eeewwww!
S3 E4Bubblevision/Bought and Scold
Bubbles, you look super.
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