A scavenger hunt? How terrible! I don't believe in hunting scavengers.
S2 E4Dream Scheme/You Snooze, You Lose
[with bloodshot eyes and a crazed smile] I know who took my plans! [his eyes turn slowly to his left, then he suddenly points to his right] It was YOU! [a bird at his window chirps innocently] Well, then...it was YOU! [points at his telephone] It was ALL of you! [the room starts shaking] Ohh, the pounding, the pounding, why won't it stop?
[pounding on the door] Why-won't-this-guy-answer?!
[throws the door open] WHAAAAAT?!?
[politely] Hello! Please, Mr. Mojo, sir. Could we please borrow your supercharged high-tech laser, please?
Okay, okay, just don't bother me again. I'm trying to find my plans on how to destroy you.
[with Mojo's high-tech laser] THANK YOU, MOJO!
[Mojo sees the Powerpuff Girls trapped in the machine he planned, with the clueless Amoeba Boys at the control panel]
MY MACHINE!!
JJunior
[playing with the aiming yoke] Duh, hey, look, Boss, I'm drivin'!
[shoves them away] Get out of here! This is my machine! [laughs evilly] Now I've got you, Powerpuff Girls! And it is my plan that will destroy you! And then I will rule the world!
Mojo, you creep!
This is the Amoebas' plan!
Yeah! You're just jealous!
[shocked and confused] No! No! It is mine, I tell you! I came up with the crab! And the laser! And even the chewing gum that holds you!
GGirls
Chewing gum?
Girls! "Chew" thinking what I'm thinking?
BBBubbles, Buttercup
[nodding] Mmm-hmm!
[They chew their way free and fly at Mojo, blowing huge bubbles that burst explosively, knocking him from his seat. They give him a beatdown as per usual, and then turn to the Amoeba Boys]
Well, Amoeba Boys, playing dumb all these years!
When all the while, you were criminal masterminds!
Looks like it's the big house for you!
[going ballistic] But it is I who planned it! I did it, not them! I am the criminal mastermind! I am the evil genius! I smart! They dumb! I am responsible for trying to destroy you!
[smiling] Okay. Then you go to jail.
[triumphantly] That's right!
S2 E5Beat Your Greens/Down 'n' Dirty
[Before being eaten by the Girls]
BLBroccoloid Leader
No! No! Leaf me alone! I don't dessert this!
[After Buttercup finally agrees to be given a bath]
Now, then. See, Buttercup? Don't you feel better now that you're all squeaky clean?
[sulking, wrapped in towels] "Now that you're all squeaky clean?" SHUT UP!! I only took this stupid bath so I could fight monsters again...
You know, Buttercup, you may be clean, but your attitude still stinks.
Ripe you are, Buttercup-- I mean, right you are, Blossom. [laughs]
S2 E6Slave the Day
"The city of Townsville... SMELLS"?!! Say, what's going on here? "The Mayor's dumb"?! That's just rude!
[Big Billy "reads" the girls a bedtime story]
"So the 3 Little Wolves went to the pig's house, and they said, 'FE FI FO FUM, you sure have big teeth, Grandma!' And so Hansel and the 3 Blind Mice climbed up the beanstalk to sell Mother Goose an old shoe!"
[Bubbles is revealed to be wearing Mojo Jojo's clothes]
BBBlossom, Buttercup
Bubbles?!
Bubbles?!
Bubbles?!
TDTalking Dog
Bubbles?!
CCrowd
Bubbles?!
[in a towel] Bubbles.
[in a Mojo-like manner] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
[annoyed] I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To-the-point! I--
[Buttercup starts beating him up]
Take this! And that! And some of these! And one of those!
What kind of evil have you bestowed upon our sister?!
You've got to be kidding. I'm wet! I'm naked! Your sister is wearing my clothes! And this is all part of some evil plot... TO RULE THE WORLD AS A SOGGY CHIMP IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT?!?!?
MBMojo Bubbles
[after Mojo offers that they both work as a team and take over the world] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not my name! For the name Bubbles is not the correct name to address me by, because is not my name! If you were to address me by the name Mojo Jojo, that would be correct, for my name is Mojo Jojo! And I will only be addressed by that name, which is Mojo Jojo! And furthermore, it is not "we" who will rule the world - it is "I"! I, being Mojo Jojo - who is not Bubbles - shall rule this world alone, which is to say, without anybody else, and without anybody else shall I rule this world! And when this world is ruled by only one person, and not a collective group, that one person who shall be ruling the world will be none other than me, Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
Oh, SHUT UP!!!
[He hits her around the head with a girder, then reclaims his helmet]
That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one! Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out! So, the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world SHALL BE ME! And being the only Mojo Jojo in the world, I will rule the world, in which there is only one MOJO JOJO!!!
And so once again, the day is saved, thanks to Mojo Bubbles...er the Powerpu... Ah, heck, the day was saved. So says me, the Narrator - so called because I speak the narrative of the story! I advance the plot! I begin and end each episode of Powerpuff Girls! ME! THE NARRATOR!
That's it! First, you let the bank robbers get away, then you destroy irreplaceable art, and now you've destroyed all of Townsville! You do even less damage as a member of the Gangreen Gang! Now, go!!
[annoyed] All right, let's kick her butt.
[preventing her] No, Buttercup! You’re right. She is our sister. And as sisters, we have an intrinsic duty; to uphold peace. Not only for the city of Townsville, but amongst ourselves.
[groaning] Why'd I have to open my big trap?
[imitating Mojo Jojo] Enough of this chatter! It's time to meet your maker!
BBBlossom and Buttercup
[outraged] You leave the professor out of this!
[Then Mojo Bubbles proceeds to beat up her sisters]
S2 E7A Very Special Blossom/Daylight Savings
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! [regretfully] I did it. I stole the golf clubs.
Why, Blossom?
Because you wanted it so much, And I just wanted to make you happy.
It's my fault. [voice breaks down] I put too much value in a material item, instead of the love of you girls.
That's what drove me to crime!
Well-
I didn't do it! [falls over backward, then props himself up] Uh...Um, you needed to speak to me about the girls?
Yes, Professor. I'm very concerned. They've been falling asleep in class, and their participation is slipping.
Well, what do you suppose the reason is, Ms. Keane?
I believe all of this late-night crime-fighting is to blame.
Well, they are superheroes, you know, and saving the world’s a big responsibility.
But education is a bigger responsibility.
[Pause]
[smiling, cowboy twang] Yup, that am true, Ms. Keane, [serious again] but what do you propose?
Well, I suggest you set... [her face hardening] ...a curfew.
TCThe Time Channel announcer
Welcome to the time channel, where we give you up-to-the-minute time, 24 hours a day. Up next, the current time. Hello. I’m Sonny Dial, here to bring you the latest time. But first, I hope all of you remembered that last night was Daylight Savings, which means everyone sets their clocks back by one hour. That makes our current time 6:41. I’ll be back at 6:42 with the up-to-the-minute time.
[checks all the clocks and his watch] CRIKEY! I forgot to set the clocks back! [kicks down the bedroom door] Girls, wake up! GIRLS, WAKE UP! [slams the hotline receiver in its cradle repeatedly] Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Get out of bed! NOW! [flips the mattress] Daylight savings, clocks wrong, forty-five minutes, save Townsville now!
But what about our curfew?
There's no time! [throws them out their windows one at a time] GO! GO! GO!
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