TV show quotes
[Buttercup, dressed in a crocodile costume, chews one of the toy cars in the Girls' game]
Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
[after trying to speak with her mouth full] I'm a monster and I'm eating Joe. I do that.
[snatches the car] Give me that! I haven't completely set up Townsville yet. Joe still has to go to the market and pick up milk for his children. I'll tell you when you can come.
No one tells me when to come! I'm a monster – I surprise!
[wearing one of Blossom's bows] Blossom here. What's the trouble?
Hey! What do you mean, "Blossom here"?!
I'm Blossom now.
Nooooo, nononononono. I actually am Blossom, so you can't be Blossom.
[into hotline] Could you hold on a sec, Mayor? [to Blossom] We're playing pretend, right?
Right.
Then I'm pretending to be Blossom.
Well... you can't!
Why not?
Because... because you were playing the monster.
Well, now I'm playing Blossom.
Well, then who am I supposed to be?!
Bubbles.
No way! [pushes her] You be Bubbles!
No way! [pushes her back] You be Bubbles!
You're Bubbles!
You're Bubbles!
YOU'RE BUBBLES!
YOU'RE BUBBLES!
I'll be Bubbles.
YOU CAN'T!
[Bubbles starts to cry as her sisters keep arguing, until the Professor crossly opens the door]
Girls, GIRLS! Will someone please tell me what’s going on?
[All three Girls start talking at once]
One at a time, one at a time! Bubbles?
We were playing "The Powerpuff Girls", and Buttercup was a monster and I played the Mayor and Blossom was Ms. Bellum, then Buttercup wanted to pretend she was Blossom, but Blossom wanted to be Blossom, and I wanted to be Bubbles, but they told me I couldn't, and no one wants to be me!
Now to have some breakfast!
[He finds only one egg in the fridge]
ONE EGG LEFT?! For a nutritious breakfast, TWO eggs is the minimum requirement! And I have but ONE, which is ONE shy of TWO! And it is TWO that I need! Curses! I must immediately purchase some eggs, for I need to have breakfast, and without the eggs I cannot have the breakfast that I so require!
[He storms down the long staircase that runs to the bottom of the volcano, then suddenly skids to a halt]
[pats his outift in panic] I have forgotten my wallet! Curses!
[He storms back up]
[Cut to him returning down, to discover kids playing in his moat]
HEY, YOU KIDS!!! GET OUT OF MY MOAT!!! IT IS NOT MADE TO BE PLAYED IN!!!
[The kids ignore him]
[leaving] I must remember to destroy those kids after my breakfast has been eaten.
[holding a blanket to her cheek]
I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter.
NO!! I NEED MY BLANKET!
Okay. The final and most important step is to accidentally add Chemical X to the concoction.
[The girls make awkward faces and dash out and Blossom holds a beaker that looks like Chemical X]
[bad acting] Oh, look at what I found, girls. Chemical X.
Be careful with that Chemical X.
Yes, Blossom. Whatever you do, do not drop that Chemical X.
Don't worry, I wo...[drops the beaker] Whoops! I accidentally dropped the Chemical X. And it fell into the concoction.
Oh, no.
Hurry, girls, hurry! You created a monster!
Bunny!
Wha?
What have you done?
Bunny do good! Bunny do good!
No, Bunny do bad. Very bad!
Bad?
Yes, bad. You're supposed to stop crime, not help start it. I guess you're not cut out to be a Powerpuff Girl after all.
No Powawull?
No.
[After Bunny saves the girls, she suddenly wobbles and gurgles, and shafts of white light burst out of here; there is a silent explosion of white light as the girls come to]
Wha...Wh-Wh-Wh-What happened?
Bunny saved us!
But...where is she?
[A scrap of purple cloth with black stripe flutters down to the ground in front of them. They gasp in shock and sadness, realizing their sister is dead.]
Bunny!
Oh no! She exploded!
But why?
I guess she was unstable, and the blast broke her down into her original ingredients.
She was good after all. [sniffles] We were the ones who were bad.
[They hang their heads in sorrow and guilt, and the scene dissolves to an overhead view of the street, pulling back slowly. Fade to black.]
[The background for the end shot comes up. Even the poor Narrator is so emotional over what happened to Bunny that he cries so hard that it takes several seconds before he can compose himself enough to get any words out. A rather depressing, slow, low-key version of the ending theme is heard.]
[crying hard for a few seconds, mourning Bunny] Oh, it's so sad, I can't take it. And so, for the first...and final time...the day is saved, thanks to Powerpuff Bunny!
Powawull!
[as "THE END" appears; crying harder for a few more seconds] OH, why? Why? Oh, GO to a commercial.
[after crying and pounding the counter in frustration] Where's my blanket?!
We don't have time for this, Buttercup.
[worried] Townsville is in trouble.
[losing it completely] NOOOOOO!!! I NEED MY BLANKET!!!
[groaning] Buttercup, I have to tell you something. That's not your real blanket. It's just a fake blanket I found to get you through the fight. And since you fought just as well as ever, it obviously worked!
Yeah!
[angry] YOU TRICKED ME! Why I'm gonna- [continues nervously] But...if this isn't my real blanket, then...where... Ooh! [screams and tears apart the house] WHERE'S MY BLANKET?!
Oh, hello, girls. [cut to him at the door, with a basket of clothes] I brought you some clean laundry.
[Picks up the phone] Hello?
Hello. May I speak to Professor Utonium?
Who shall I say is calling?
Oh, no one he'd know, just a curious stranger.
[Pause]
[Yelling] PROFESSOR! There's a stranger on the phone!
[picking up the phone] Hello, Mr. Stranger, what can I do for you?
Oh. [Clears throat] Ah, hi, I'm calling from Townsville Community College and I'm doing a report on the Powerpuff Girls, and I was wondering, what exactly are those little girls made of?
Ah, oh, well, the Powerpuff Girls. Oh, let's see now, eight cups of sugar, a pinch of spice, one tablespoon of everything nice, and, now this one's important: accidentally add a drop of Chemical X. And voila!
That's it? I mean, wow. Thanks.
I also have a great recipe for pound--
[Mojo hangs up]
Let's see, snips and snails and a puppy dog's tail . . . all that leaves is Chemical X. There must be something around here with that potency. Aha! [it's a stinky toilet] Yes, definitely Chemical X!
[After creating three Puff-esque boys, Mojo hugs them in a fatherly manner]
Ah, my children!
[grabs him threateningly] Hands off! Who do you think you are anyway, Pops?!
Why, yes, I am your father, children!
Hey! We ain't no babies!
WE'RE THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS!
Boomer!
Brick!
Butch!
We're here to kick some butt! And since yours is the only one around, we're gonna start with you!
Oh, no, boys. You don't want to kick my butt; my butt is as rotten as yours. What you want are butts settled on the throne of justice!
Yeah!
Butts planted in the soil of nobility!
Yeah!
Butts nestled between the pillars of peace and love! The butts you want to kick are the butts of the Powerpuff Girls!
Let's get 'em!
Hey! What's wrong with you girls?! You're supposed to start crying when we hit ya!
Yeah!
What are you guys, new?
Yeah! We're the Powerpuff Girls!
And it takes a lot more than a couple of cheap shots to make us cry!
[smirking] Well, then. I guess we'll just have to serve it up...
[Bubbles is thrown through a shop window]
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