If you like strength? Call me Rocko Brocko! Romantic? Try lover! Or Brocky, anything! you can call me any name that fits me! Well, what would you like to call me?
[bored] Why don’t you try insane?
Let’s start with Brock. And I’m Doctor Anna.
S4 E8Hassle in the Castle
AAsh
Hey, you’ll never know. Maybe those two would make a really good match.
You must mean the Zubat.
We could have knocked on the front door. Why did we have to sneak in the back way, Jessie?
It’s what all the villains do, James.
It’s better this way. I get to pussyfoot around, and I’m good at it.
Excuse me, do you have an appointment?!
We have no appointment, but we've been having some trouble!
So prescribe us some ointment on the double!
To protect us from all that chafing and itching!
It might finally stop all of Jessie's... complaining! [Can't say that one for the kiddies, James...]
To eradicate the evils of athlete's feet!
Maybe I can get rid of my prickly heat!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket's been scratching at the speed of light!
So give us some salve or we'll never sleep tonight!
Meowth, that's right.
AAnna
It looks like both routes are dangerous.
We could all be trapped here for the rest of our lives!
Well that’s that! Let’s take a break and make a sandwich!
S4 E9Two Hits and a Miss
Why did all those Trainers bow to you?
KKenso
Because I am the shihan of this dojo
[Misty and Brock gasp]
AAsh
Shihan? I think I had that once at a Chinese restaurant.
[Everyone else but Ash falls over]
DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?! A shihan is the master teacher in a dojo!
AAsh
I thought it was chicken in a garlic sauce.
KKenso
You're confusing me with General Tso.
Mmmm, I’d love to bring that back to the boss.
We’d move straight to the Hitmontop of his list.
Then why don’t we try to catch it?
Wobbuffet!
Exactly right!
[pause]
Would you get back in your ball?!
[when being sent back in] Wobbu!
We were talking about the top, not the bottom.
S4 E10A Hot Water Battle
CChikorita
Chiko! [Totodile!]
[Chikorita walks towards Totodile]
CChikorita
Chiko-chiko! [You did that on purpose!]
To-to-dile! [No, I didn't!]
Thanks for saving me, pal.
Chikorita, Totodile, and Cyndaquil work down their differences, pulled together, and got through an exciting adventure. Now, their friends again, and after they've been enjoyed some rest and relaxation, they'll set out once more on the road to Johto.
S4 E11Hook, Line and Stinker
Sign up this Poliwhirl as my partner, please!
LLady
Alright.
AAsh
I want Pikachu to be my partner...
Pika-chu!
And I’ve decided I want you to be my partner!
LLady
[gasps] What?...
[dragging Brock by the ear] Nice try, Brock, but I think you missed the boat again...
S4 E12Beauty and the Breeder
Wow, this is unbelievable! Everybody must be here for the contest! They're all so stylish. Hey, Brock, what kind of contest is this?
AAsh
A Pokémon catching contest? What Pokémon should I use for this one?
It's not a catching contest [Brock brushing Vulpix] It happens to be an important Pokémon Beauty Contest.
So that's why you've been grooming Vulpix, You're gonna enter the contest.
Toge! Toge! Toge!
I'm not gonna enter the contest but Vulpix is! I'll explain later. Right now, I have to get Vulpix ready!
VVulpix
Vul!
Vulpix, I have to make you look beautiful.
VVulpix
Vul!
And speaking of beauty, you two could use a little sprucing up! You can't meet Suzie looking all scruffy and scuzzy!
[Misty is just nervous]
You don't look so great yourself, Brock.
[Brock came has a different outfit and Ash is shocked]
So how do I look now?
AAsh
You look like the ice cream man.
Pika.
What he means is you look very cool and very sweet.
Toge! Toge! Toge!
[Zane starts to become irritated by Misty's constant questions]
ZZane
May I ask a question?
Sure.
ZZane
I'm minding my own business, trying to get my Ninetales ready for the beauty contest. THEN YOU COME ALONG AND ASK ME A MILLION QUESTIONS! SO MY QUESTION IS, WILL YOU PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE?!!
Oh, I'm sorry.
And there you have it, another masterpiece of Pokémon perfection!
Yes, and true artists can even take a pathetically repulsive Pokémon and bring out its beauty, or at least cover up the ugly.
Hold it right there! These two contestants are frauds! They locked up the real number one contestant and his Marill in a closet and took his place.
Is that really true?
James, talk your way out of this.
We certainly wouldn't have done it if we thought we'd get caught. [Meowth sighs in frustration]
Our original number was 259! How can we make the judges wait that long to see the winners?
We're going to win anyway, so the first-place finishers might as well be the first-place starters.
[erupting into fury] THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! YOU TWO ARE OUTTA HERE!!!
[Officer Jenny throws out Team Rocket and their Pokémon]
HOW DARE YOU?
AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF COMING BACK!
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