Pokémon Season 1 quotes

Wait! There goes my next paycheck!

Who cares about your paycheck? What about mine?!

We gotta get out of here!

May I have your attention? Anyone who didn't leave the ship safely, please say "Aye." Good. Well done. Everyone's safe then.

Not everyone, Captain. And as the St. Anne heads to the bottom of the sea, our heroes, are trapped unconscious inside, and so is Team Rocket. Could this be the end?! How will they escape their "watery" fate? I don't know, but, I have a terrible "sinking" feeling.

Jessica?

Yes, James.

Whoever said beauty doesn't last must've been thinking of us.

I'll always remember what a wonderful dresser you were.

So will I.

What is that?!

Now you've done it! Magikarp has evolved into a Gyarados!

Gyarados?! I miss Magikarp!

Dimwit! If you're the master, don't act like you're scared of it!

I am scared!

Maybe they got eaten by wild Pokémon. [makes a scary face with razor-sharp teeth, making a chomping motion]

Pikachu

Don't say things like that!

Yeah, cut it out!

Sorry.

Nitwits! How dare you annoy me with your nonsense? Don't ever bother me like this again! [hangs up]

[to Bulbasaur] You go and speak to it, you guys are like family!

No way. Just call me an orphan, I have no family.

Good point.

Coward.

[answers it] Yes? What?! Pokémon Land has been totally destroyed?! [hangs up; growls] I spent millions on that place!

Prof. Oak

Your mother's been worried about you, Ash. She says she still thinks of you as her little pumpkin.

That makes me sound like a baby.

You'll always be my baby, won't you?

Yeah.

Well, I just hope you aren't eating a lot of junk food and getting into any trouble.

Of course not! [suddenly remembers his boat accident] At least not a lotta trouble.

What's that mean?

I'm the one who got into trouble, Mrs. Ketchum. Ash helped out at my restaurant when I really needed help. But even more importantly, your son has been a great inspiration to me.

That's wonderful! What a relief.

Thanks, Moe.

This is totally embarrassing and degrading, but we need the money!

I can't believe you're letting that ghost get me just because you're both so cheap!

You don't want to go?

Of course I don't wanna go. I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!

You really do care!

It's not 'cuz of you. Girls like her disgust me. Always waiting around for her man as if she were his faithful pet. She can't stand the thought of losing him. She cries, but I'd say, "see ya later!". There are plenty more fish in the sea.

I could sure go for some fish.

Then how about this!

What's that?

It's a cross! I've also got garlic, a stake, and a hammer!

...What do I look like, a vampire or something?

Take care, Butterfree! Good luck, buddy! Goodbye, Butterfree. I'll always remember you. Thank you for everything. Goodbye, Butterfree!