Pokémon quotes

Mawile, the Deciever Pokémon. Mawile has jaw like appendages at the ends of a steel horns. It deceives any opponent who lowers its guard with its hypnotic expression then quickly spins around to bite them.

Mawile.

Check it out.

It looks to me like my Mawile's got a crush on your Lombre.

What do you think me guy? Huh? Huh?

Lombre.

Samantha, scuse me, a sensitive appears that our Pokémon are so deeply in love. Perhaps you and I should set an example of what true love is really love!

You mean what true weird is really love?

Check out the Mawile.

It's not only cute, it's talented, too.

It's the perfect gift to make us look good to the boss.

Alright, let's hear it, then.

When he sees that Mawile cutting a rug with that ripping dance, he's gonna love it and he's super happy.

What? Is that it?

Don't rush me, I'm getting there. So, after a nice hot depth, the Mawile will dodge spinning a cool breeze. And the boss he'll say, "Wow, that's a breeze!" He!

Why not use a fan for that?

There's a fan having extra joy that makes a comfy cushion too!

Then buy a coushion!

Yeah, well listen to it what the boss says next, "Because Meowth and friends have away a taken ordinary things had turning them to fun, I'm rewarded 'em like there's no tomorrow!" See?

I'm still not sold.

Dudette, there's nothing left to lose!

Right!

Wobbuffet!

Something doesn't seem right about that.

Aah!

What happened?

Prepare for trouble, what happened is us! Make it double, no muss, no fuss! Let's cut to the chase!

Mawile!

After a while, Mawile!

Corphish!

Maw! Maw! Maw!

It's always fight our flight!

Trainers, what humble Pokémon is the first evolution of Flygon? OK, trainers. If you chose Trapinch, you were right!

Prepare for trouble, the lights on us! Finding a light switch was a big plus! To protect the world from devonstation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket puts on quite a show at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, and then fight! Meowth, that's right!

Team Rocket!

I've always wanted a green Mawile with a pan on its head.

I'm sad, I don't want to talk about it!

No problemo. We'll just give this to the boss instead.

Yeah? With similar results?

After a nice nap, there's nothing like a Lombre staring at changed the face, or happily strolling to the pool and having a Lombre leering at you. Hmm. Maybe at night, those two can have themselves to scaring contest? If we unload this your Lombre on to the boss, he'll unload us out of the job! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

We just won't give it to the boss, that's all.

Wobbuffet!

I didn't want a Pokémon with a bad sense apure anyway! Then perhaps you should've given it perk when they ask for it!

Yeah, cause now the really bad joke is on us!

Wobbuffet!

We're blasting off again!

I guess misery loves company!

And Mawile loves Lombre.

Trapinch, the Ant Pit Pokémon. Trapinch dig cone shaped holes and desert areas. It's large and powerful jaws are capable of crushing stone.

You must leave here at once. This is dangerous place and you are trespassing.

My name's Brock, beautiful. You must have a name, too, right?

If you must know, the name's Elisa, and I'm a safety ranger.

Then, save me! Can't you see I'm falling? Like a rock off a cliff falling hopelessly in love with you!

Not quite. You hit bottom a long, long time ago.

Bye!

Meganium, the Earth Pokémon. Meganium has Chikorita's final evolved form. It releases its send from its pedals that has the power to crawl and desire to fight.

Vibrava, the Vibration Pokémon. Vibrava is the evolved form of Trapinch. But flapping their wings, they create vibrations in mitting ultrasonic waves.

Team Rocket!

Give Pikachu back!

Ah, you're so predictable.

Say something new!

Hear at least we switch up the motto sometime.

Fine! Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

Pikachu

Pikachu! Pika!

[cackling] Our Diglett supreme's a giant ground type, and besides the Thunderbolt didn't unique.

I'll show them. Let's go, Ludicolo!

Ludicolo!

Could you save the dancing for later, please?

Ludicolo, use water gun!

Ludicolo!

[cackling again] Since our big Diglett supreme is a ground type, it's weak against water attack!

Meowth, wrong answer! Aah!

Pikachu!

Wait. Stay here.