Samantha quotes from Pokémon

We're coming, Lombre!

Whoa, what's that?

Lombre!

I'm assuming this Lombre belongs to one of you all.

How perceptive of you my dear! The Lombre is mine! My name! It's Brock! Tell me. What's yours?

Oh, well my name is Samantha.

Sanantha! A name that stands for a thousand Pokémon! The "S" stands for the sweetness of a Swablu, "A" for the evolved abilities of the awesome Altaria!

OK, at least we all know you can spell.

Hey!

Mawile.

Check it out.

It looks to me like my Mawile's got a crush on your Lombre.

What do you think me guy? Huh? Huh?

Lombre.

Samantha, scuse me, a sensitive appears that our Pokémon are so deeply in love. Perhaps you and I should set an example of what true love is really love!

You mean what true weird is really love?

Something doesn't seem right about that.

Aah!

What happened?

Prepare for trouble, what happened is us! Make it double, no muss, no fuss! Let's cut to the chase!

Mawile!

After a while, Mawile!