Phineas and Ferb · Season 1
"Hi, Mom."
Hi, Mom!
"Oh, there you are, Perry."
Oh, there you, Perry.
And Ferb says...
And that's why I never wear suspenders in public.
"Now for some snacks."
Why do you kids come inside for some pie?
Yeah, I'll take some pie. Now you can understand my pain. Want some pie?
Mom, come on, come on! The boys built a giant roller rink in the back yard! [the rink is turned into a giant loaf of bread] Uhh, giant loaf of bread?
[shrugs] I dunno.
Mom! Mom! The boys built a giant loaf of bread in the backyard!
What? I thought you said it was a roller rink.
It was, but now it's a loaf of bread! Come on, come on! See? :[A flock of magpies eat the loaf]
Candace, what are you talking about?
B-b-but....
Boys, I think she's finally lost it.
Well, if they really are doing nothing, I guess I've got some time to go about my personal business. Let's see, what do I usually do? I know! I'll call Stacy and tell her how I'm busting Phineas and Ferb for... Yeah. Can't do that 'cause they're not doing anything. Wait a minute! I know! [runs off and comes back with a camera] I'll put this camera in just the right spot so when Phineas and Ferb are... Ugh! [setting up a rope trap] And then when Phineas and Ferb will bite off... Doh! [putting on lipstick] Well, if there's one thing I know, I'm gonna look so good when I bust them for... Auugh! Face it. You can't do anything unless you're trying to bust them for doing something! And if they're doing nothing, then... who is Candace??
[Doofenshmirtz and Perry fight over the Uglyinator. Suddenly it fires at Doof.]:
Oh, no! Now I'm ugly! [realizes he didn't change] Oh? Oh, I get it. Hardy-har-har.
They say if you love something, let it go.
Especially if it is a caveman.
Yeah, especially if it's a caveman.
Hi, Buford...Are you...sweating through your eyes?
...NO, I'M JUST CRYING! [sobs]
[mouthing a CD recording] Upon an evil winter's heart, the heavy hand of regret infrequently alights. The malevolent path is one trod without the cumbersome shackles of sentimental [the CD begins skipping] introspec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-- [Perry whacks the CD player with the book]
Hmm, that's funny. I don't remember you saying "spec" so many times. [Perry explodes out of his disguise] Dr. Wexler, you're a platypus? [Perry puts on his hat] Perry the Platypus!?
Candace, not this again.
But I have proof!
[Mom leaves; Phineas and Ferb enter]
We're gonna pencil her in for 7:30--
[from the hallway] Nine!
Make that 9:00.
Just wait 'til Mom hears about-- Then again, you guys always seem to make everything disappear before Mom gets home. But if I take the evidence to her at the Bowl-R-Ama, then she'll have to believe me!
[In Candace's fantasy]
Oh, Candace! You were right about Phineas and Ferb this whole time. We should've believed you.
And just to express how sorry we are, here's my credit card. You have our permission to ruin us financially.
Candace, that is so cool how you busted your brothers like that! Will you marry me?
[Back in reality]
So you wanna give it a try?
I do, Jeremy! I mean, uh... I'd love to give it a try.
Well, Buford that was a great game. [holding out her hand] Come on. Be a good sport.
Like I said before, losing to a girl doesn't count. [starts walking away as he gets zapped, turns back calmly] What I meant to say was, I had a wonderful time. I guess you were right. Girls are just as good as boys. Thanks again, Woowho, the F-Games rock. [leaving]
That was completely out of character.
It could be the biggest game in the world and girls still could beats boys
Ferb and I are gonna put on a laser light show. And as a grand finale, we're gonna laser our faces into the comet! That way, when it comes back in 73½ years, we can all show our grandchildren! Oh yeah, my parents are cooking steaks for everyone.
You had me at "our grandchildren".
What?
Steaks! You, you had me at "steaks". [smiles cheesily at Phineas]
[talking on the cell phone to Stacy] Focus.
[Stacy hits the golf ball beautifully] What great focus! [a sound comes from the cell phone]
What's that?
Sounds like the crowds going wild.
[shows Candace lying sick in bed] AAH! [makes a small airy scream that sounds like the crowd going wild]
Cool! [turns off TV with the remote] I know what we can do today, Ferb. [chuckles while Ferb covers his mouth with his hands] No, not the tongue thing. The teleporter.
You guys are so bus – Aah! [trips on a controller, disappears through one teleport, and appears from the other]
Cool. It worked. Candace? Are you OK?
[pointing at her brothers] Wait a second. How you guys get so big? [gasps] And why is my hand green? [takes a pink mirror from a nearby box] AAH! I'M AN UGLY, SMELLY PLATYPUS! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus!
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