Hey! I never got my metaphor cheese! [Echoing: "Cheese! Cheese! Wombat! Cheese!"] Hey! I think my echo's broken.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Candace, Phineas, Ferb and Perry are watching a TV commercial about Lindana]
This week, we ask "Where they go?" about Pop Stars from the 80's... First up, this perky pop-star stole a One Wonder Hit by declaring "I'm Lindana and I Wanna Have Fun!"
She looks familiar...
Lindana's real name is Linda Flynn-Fletcher and she's now living in the Tri-State area.
What? Mom, mom, mom, mom!
I can’t believe she didn't know that. [Candace then runs to Linda]
Mom, mom, mom, mom! You never told me you where a Pop Star!
Oh yeah! Well, that was long before you were born. It was fun, but I was happy to give it up to raise a family.
But you were Lindana and you wanna have fun!
Well, now I'm Linda and I wanna stir broth.
SSally
Papa, Papa! I wanted to see a clown!
SSSally's father
Sally, he's no clown, he's a nut job.
Okay, I learn some skill that... Phineas, you're in the drivers seat, why are you operating with a remote control?
Candace, we're too young to drive.
BIBuford & Isabella
Duh!
Well, no matter cause we're driving this thing home. I'm calling Mom to make sure she sees this.
[Candace tries to explain to Linda about the boys' ATV, but ends up getting grounded when Linda thinks she was driving an actual vehicle without adult supervision]
Mom, Mom, you gotta come outside! I just drove up in this crazy souped-up car that the boys invent-
Wait, wait, wait. You were driving...without adult supervision?!
Well, no. I was operating a remote.
Oh, so it was a toy car?
No, no! No, it's a full-sized and it's-
[disbelieved] You were driving a full-sized car?! Oh, that's it, young lady. You're GROUNDED!
But, but, but, the boys-
[fed up] Candace, GO TO YOUR ROOM! We will talk about this, later.
[stomps out of the kitchen and goes upstairs to her room; irked] Ugh! I thought I did it right this time! Only I'd stay til the end of that seminar!
Yeah, sure, Jenny, but what have whales ever done for me?
AAlbert
Well, hello. [Albert hits himself on the head with the thing]
If that's the way you feel, I'll get someone else to bust my brothers.
AAlbert
I'll help you.
Are you talking to me?
AAlbert
As a damsel in distress, I have to help you, milady, as part of my medieval knight's code.
I'm outta here.
AAlbert
But don't you wanna bust your brothers? [Brakes heard, Candace walks back]
I'm listening.
AAlbert
Well, have you considered applying the manly science of spy cameras to your problem?
Spy Cameras? Wouldn't it be easier to just show my mom what Phineas and Ferb make?
AAlbert
I don't know. Is that easier?
[realizing] No! No it's not easy! It's never easy! I need help.
AAlbert
And manly technological surveillance.
I need nerd help, will you help me?
AAlbert
You have my word. My nerd word.
Must bust Phineas and Ferb!
Ah, Jeremy...
Mom, Phineas and Ferb made me!
Um, I've got some stretch marks that would say otherwise.
No, I mean, they split me in half! Well, not like I'm cut in half, but they've made another me! Hear for yourself. It's for you.
Hi Jeremy!
Not Jeremy, it's Mom!
Oh, hi Mom! Here's Candace.
That was a very nice imitation of yourself, Candace. Love ya, bye. [hangs up]
No, wait! Hello?! Grrrrrr...
Lucky, ?
This is come up there come from.
Inner, not again?
This is Uncle Nemo.
Nemo?
Hi, Mom. Have you seen Jeremy?
Doesn't he work over at that hot dog stand?
Oh, yeah.... [leaves]
[runs up] Mom, Mom! Have you seen me?
Well, I see you right now. Weren't you looking for Jeremy?
No! [leaves]
GSGlasses Seller
Wow, twins. That's a handful.
What?
[Candace obsessed with busting appears with Jeremy]
Hey Candace.
Have you seen Candace?
Well I can see you right now.
No, no, no, not me me the me that isn't me
[Confused] Uh...
You know, bla-bla-bla-bla, Jeremy is so amazing, hearts, rainbows and unicorns bla, that me...
[Confused] Gosh I guess I could say yes I have...
Where?
[Scared] Nowhere, I mean not today...
Well if I come back and if I have a flower in my hair, you tell me! Find Candace, find mom, bust bust bust...
[Candace obsessed with busting leaves, and appears Candace obsessed with Jeremy]
Hi Jeremy!
Hey Candace, you have a flower on your hair.
I know...
Okey, you're kinda scaring me...
Oh, I could just stare at you all day long...
Listen, I gotta get back to work, but if you like I can swing by your house after I'm done.
Really? I would love that.
Okey then I see you after work..
something to remember by... [Candace obsessed with Jeremy smiles, pointing to her cheek. Jeremy tries to kiss Candace, and she smiles more, but Candace obsessed with busting grab her away, leavin' Jeremy alone]
Maybe later.
[Candace obsessed with busting appears in the changing room]
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! She's here! I have Candace here with me! Come out and look for yourself! [takes Linda out of the changing room] See? Two of us!
Well, actually, right now I can see four of you.
[Candace obsessed with busting is now alone, with her reflections in the mirror]
That slippery vixen! Don't move. I'll be right back.
[sighs] Yes, yes, you will.
Phineas, Ferb! Have you seen the other Candace?
We just saw her. She's driving away with Mom.
[let us out a furious screech and runs off]
If the Molecular Splitter doesn't just disappear when this is over, we should really consider destroying it.
Agreed.
Where is she?
Where is who?
Candace! She was with you in the car!
Yes, "she" was.
And...?!
[The molecular separator hits Monogram]
SMSinging Monogram
I WANNA SIIIIING! [laughs]
I try so hard to keep you under wraps.
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