Major Monobrow and Perry the Platypus helped me find you.
Monobrow?
Oh, come on. You got that whole thing up here. It's one straight line, for crying out loud.
That's it, I'm getting my tweezers back from Carl.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Perry and Monogram have handcuffed Doofenshmirtz]
[holds out of what it looks like to be a pistol] Hold it right there! [aims it at Monogram] Step away from evil scientist!
[surprised by this] Vanessa, I'm so proud of you! [Vanessa escorts him to Perry's hovercraft] You are evil.
I'm not evil! Just get in the car before they find out this is only a hairdryer. [both Vanessa and her father board the hovercraft and fly away]
This is a hairdryer?
Yeah, I got in Tokyo.
Cool. But they didn't know it was a hairdryer when you pointed at them, so that means you're a little evil.
Okay, Dad. Maybe I'm a little evil.
I KNEW IT! [burst into tears of joy, and Vanessa gives him a handkerchief] It's okay. I'm not gonna cry...
[smiles sheepishly] Dad.....
[seeing the Doofenshmirtzes escape] Well, guess we could kiss that pair of handcuffs goodbye. [to Perry] Don't know about you, but I'm gonna take a review. [leaves off] See you back at the States!
[Perry is now left all alone, much to his anger]
[Throughout this, Isabella looks in anger]
Hey, Ferb. Where's Vanessa?
She went off with someone else.
That's too bad. I thought the two of you, Y'KNOW, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of love? I thought romance was a forgone conclusion! [Isabella breaks her pencil in frustration] Isabella, did you say something?
I need a new pencil.
[Phineas gives her one; Candace walks up to the group]
Oh, hey, Candace! So how'd it go? Did you see Jeremy?
Well...I saw him. I just didn't talk to him.
Aw, that's too bad. I thought, Y'KNOW, the two of you, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of- [Isabella's head explodes] Isabella...!?
[Reveals it was just a daydream Isabella had]
Isabella, are you okay?
[Pause]
...Peachy.
[sits down; Ferb approaches and gives her a rag] Thanks, Ferb. I just don't know what to do... we were in Paris! The most romantic city in the world, and... [starts to crying] He didn't even notice me! [blows her nose] I just feel like giving up, I mean, look at him!
Look! A sponge and a starfish! There's gotta be something we can make out of this! Ah! Oh no, that's ridiculous!
It's as if I don't exist! I would give anything if he would just sit down with me and enjoy this beautiful sunset.
[As Phineas approaches, Ferb walks away]
We- we could- we- we could- we could dig a tunnel under the ocean or we could- we could- we can- we can... we- we can't. I can't- I can't believe there's nothing we can do to get off this... [Sighs and sits next to Isabella] I guess at least we can sit and watch this beautiful sunset.
[Isabella realizes something; after a beat...]
...No.
What?
No! [stands up] You are NOT going to enjoy this beautiful sunset!
I'm not?
You built a rollercoaster through downtown! You made giant tree-house robots! You traveled through time for crying out loud! Twice!
But, Isabella, there's nothing here for me to work with!
Well, that's not the Phineas Flynn I fell in- [uncomfortably changes the subject] ...to this situation with. You showed us all in Ferb's map how this is possible and I'm not gonna let you sit there and-
Ferb's map! [jumps up] That's it! Isabella, you're the best! [He hugs her before turning to Ferb, unknowingly leaving Isabella in the trance.] Hey, Ferb, let's see that map again.
Phineas, I'm not gonna get on a silly little tricycle.
Candace, we're in a hurry! Just get on the trike and we'll...
There's no way I'm gonna -
[snapping angrily] GET ON THE TRIKE! [Candace immediately obliges]
Hey, where's Perry?
[Perry is still in Paris, now ordering in a restaurant with a date]
WWaiter
Would you like your [chatters] with or without fromage?
[Perry looks at the waiter, confused by this]
Whoa, trippy! I'm having one of those lucid dreams where I know I'm dreaming so I can control it-
ZZebra
[floating by with a campaign design of Candace] I voted for you, Kevin!
Actually, I'm dressed as Captain Lump Sharkboard from Space Adventure XIV. And Ferb is dressed as Hyrnie Silverman from Stumbleberry Finkbat and the Whining of the Turtle Wizars. They're the two biggest movie series of all-time, Clive Addison did the special effects for both.
Ugh! Stop being related to me. And take all your mirrors, and zebras, and junk and get out of my room!
Zebras? [he and Candace look angry at Ferb, who shrugs. Phineas turns back to Candace, happily] Anyway, Ferb and I aren't in your room. We already had the convention.
DDoofenwitch
Give me those boots!
GWGood Witch Isabella
She doesn't have to give you anything. You have no real power in this part of Odd.
DDoofenwitch
Wrong! I have the power of positive thinking! True, it doesn't really help me in this instance, but you can't stay in Patchkinland forever!
[buried under Candace's house] Seriously could somebody get a jack or something?!
Doofenshmirtz Wicked Witch Castle!
DDoofenwitch
It's not "witch", it's "warlock"!
Ah, Perry the Platypus! Welcome to my evil space station! [Echoing: "Station! Station! Cookie! Station!"] Wait, did you hear that? That "cookie" part? I think my echo is broken. I really do. Anyhoo, have a seat.
Well, let me tell you something, kid. [Signing magazine] It wasn't easy. But the Forest Fire Girls really needed me.
Fireside Girls.
That's what I said.
Even his answering machine gives us no clue as to where he is.
[Answering machine] Hello! You've reached Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. I'm not here right now... or am I? [Evil laughing] Oh, and if you're calling about the piano, it's already been sold.
[Candace, Isabella, and Melissa try to swing, but failed to reach the other side]
Oh, This is just great! I thought you're gonna save us, I thought you were supposed to be the perfect Firefighter Girl!
Fire'!side Girl!
That's what I said.
Mm! I am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers!
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