Phil quotes from Phil of the Future

Hi, Phil!

Phil

Lloyd. Barb.

Well, won't you come in?

Is there any way we can convince you to move back into your old room?

Phil

Gee, Lloyd, I don't know.

We promise to always knock before entering your room.

It's your sister Pim, she really misses you.

Phil

Oh. Well, if it's for Pim...Sure. (Scoffs) Kids, huh?

He really is growing up. Oh! He dropped his blankie.

S2 Phil of the Garage

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Mr. Hackett

He's beautiful! Can I keep him?

Phil

He's...yours.

Mr. Hackett

Yippee!! Ya know, two is such a couple, but three would be like my own little party!

(Phil makes another replicate of Mr. Hackett)

HMr. Hacketts

Yippee!!

S2 It's a Wonder-Phil Life

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Phil

So I actually saved us?

I guess so.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. So, he's the bad kid for 10 seconds and that's it? I will not stand for this injustice!!

Wanna put the star on top of the tree?

'Kay.

S2 Christmas Break

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Hey, did you happen to notice how Kyle was looking at Brenda in math?

Phil

Keely, have you not learned your lesson? Meddling only leads to trouble.

Yeah, sorry. It just drives me crazy when two people, who are meant to be together, are too clueless to do anything about it. Wow the stars are beautiful tonight.

(Phil is looking at Keely)

Phil

Yeah.

S2 Stuck in the Meddle With You

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Phil (to Keely): The cake has a smiley face because whenever we're together you make me smile and there are flowers cause you like wearing them in your hair and the candles smell like lavender cause I like ... you hate it, don't you?

This is the sweetest, most wonderful, incredibly beautiful thing anyone's ever done for me.

Phil

But, Owen had the surprise party and all this confetti and ...

What Owen did was nice, but what you did was out of this world. You don't need some science fiction thing to impress me. You know me.

S2 Happy Nird-day

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Phil

Dad, Pim's being nice to me!

(sighs) Pim, stop being nice to your brother.

I can't help it!

Well then, Phil, whatever you're doing to make your sister be nice to you, knock it off!

S2 Ill of the Future

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Phil

Unless -- do -- do you wanna be a couple?

(quickly) No.

Phil

(confirming) No.

Do you?

Phil

...Nooooo.

(shyly) Yes.

Phil

Yes?

I do.

Phil

Me too!

Yay! We're a couple!

Phil

Shhh!

Phil, the whole school just voted us cutest couple. I think they know.

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[Phil comes into the family's kitchen, dancing and looking happy]

Phil

Ah! Isn't everything more colorful today?

Phil, we've got some great news!

Phil

So do I -- Keely and I are together.

Oh, honey, that's so wonderful -- (hugs Phil, pauses) -- in a horribly sad and heart-wrenching way.

Phil

What do you mean?

(mock excitedly) We're going home, Ace! Still up for that hug?!

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Phil, do you know how many times the "time machine" has been "fixed" by your "dad"?

Phil

Why did you put air quotes around 'dad'?

Did I? Eh, sloppy finger work.

[...]

Phil

I mean, it's for real this time, the time machine's really fixed, for real, really. My dad tested it and we're going home.

Oh. When are you leaving?

Phil

Tomorrow morning at 8:30. My dad wants to be in the 8th dimension by noon to beat time traffic --

Phil, we finally get to be a couple and then, like, a day later you're leaving?

Phil

I'm sorry --

[Keely gets up and leaves.]

Phil

Keel? Keel...

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(seeing Phil) Phil! You're still here! Does that mean you're not going?

Phil

No, no, I'm still going.

Oh...

Phil

I didn't want to leave without saying goodbye for real.

Well, good --

[Phil kisses her. Cut to various shots of the school, where everyone is cheering loudly.]

(stops kissing Phil) Bye.

[...]

(whispering in his ear) In the future will you wait for me?

Phil

Really? 'Cause won't you be really, really old?

[Keely gives him a look.]

Phil

But that shouldn't matter. See ya, Pepper.

See ya, Salt.

[A pause.]

Phil

...Well, I gotta go. My dad's waiting in the time machine...(realizing he's still on TV)...ride at the amusement park!

[Phil leaves. Keely sits back down in her anchor seat. There's a brief pause.]

In -- uh -- in other news -- oh, we all know nothing's gonna top that.

[She throws her papers up in the air and walks off screen, marking the last time we see her in the series.]