Super Hans quotes from Peep Show

Super Hans

[Discussing Barney] He's in a K-Hole right now, but in ten the speed'll kick in. Can a coke and a cig, he'll be right as rain.

Super Hans

Wow, nice. Nice gun. Must be, what, a... war gun.

Super Hans

We want to wallow in our own filth, Mark. Have a good old fucking wallow.

Super Hans

A suitcase with wheels? Real men don't get the earth to carry their luggage for them, mate. They carry it themselves.

Super Hans

You should just get a van. With a van, it's like you've got an MBA, but you've also got a fucking van. You're not just a man anymore - you are a man with a van. You get a van, Jez, we could be men with ven.

Super Hans

Plumbing's just fucking Lego, innit? Water Lego.

Hans

Let's detox till we've got mega cocks.

Super Hans

Love's hard mate. Fucking hard. Doesn't work... breaks. But you've got to give it a go. Norwich are never going to win the league, but they still turn up every week don't they? The pricks.

The bad thing. That was the bad thing.

Super Hans

Alright. My turn now.

Look mate, I'm next door. I heard you. Your... noise. Last night.

Super Hans

Oh, that. That was nothing. That was... press-ups.

Yep, well, you certainly seemed to enjoy the last few... a lot.

Is that? ... Oh my god it is! It's Gog!

Super Hans

Who's Gog?

It's Gog! In school, if you had to sneeze, you'd run up and do it in his face.

Mark

[Jeremy and Super Hans are trying to intimidate Gog] There, we have our answer. Can we please leave!?

Super Hans

We have to hurt him now, out of principle. Hit him with the fucking bat Jez.

Jeremy

Why do I have to hit him? Punch him with the glove.

Super Hans

Punch him? [holds up baseball glove] I can't even make a fist.

Super Hans

Where might you find a diphthong?

Mark

It's an element of speech.

Super Hans

Where might you find one?

Mark

In a word?

Super Hans!

Super Hans

Oh, what? Oh, 'cause it's a computer you think it's made of spiders webs and magic? It's just a metal box Jez, they're indestructible.

People like lager and nuts.

Super Hans

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy.