Mark quotes from Peep Show

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I mean, not that.

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I like you. Is that such a crime? Should I be hounded to the ends of the earth, just for liking you? I like you, and if you can't handle it, you can just, you know, fuck off.

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For the worst thing that could possibly happen, this is actually going extremely well.

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I'm bowling all right, I'm bowling FRUIT! I've reached the next level, I've gone BEYOND!

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(Hey Barbara, thought we should have a follow up meeting re: the phones thing... Oh, you're not here.) [opens desk drawer] (Well, I'll just leave my new idea in your desk, give you time to think about it. Yeah, so my new idea is urine.) [urinates into drawer] (Loads and loads of urine, flooding your drawers. What do you think about that? Don't you think that would be just the ticket?) [urinates on a folder on the floor] (Yeah, you're getting some too!) [phone rings, Mark answers] JLB Credit, fuck off please!

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What do I know about love and happiness? I know you have to play dirty, my friend.

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Dancing? Y-yes... dancing... I love... dancing... (It makes me look like a coma victim being stood up and zapped with a cattle prod.)

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Look, Jez, what I'm trying to say is, for better or worse, the sixties happened and now sex is fine. But can't we take the best of that--the nice music, the colors, the I Have A Dream, et cetera--but not have to face the ... squalor?

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We have something special. Not my words, yours. We can't throw that all away just because I ... spy on you ... can we!?

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I can take a joke as well as anyone, but if it happens again I'm taking it to a fucking industrial tribunal

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The jaws of death are best avoided --that's common knowledge!

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I'm gonna leave a tenner and a note.

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I'm dangerously close to getting what I want. Feels a bit weird.

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At least I didn't have to watch her recoil at my scrotal scar.

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I've been turning this thing over and over in my head like a bloody horrible pancake.