Big Suze quotes from Peep Show

Oh Suze, it's not scary; you just lose your sense of who you are and all that shit.

Big Suze

Will I still be able to play the piano?

Of course! Suze, they're mushrooms; they're completely natural! Nothing natural ever hurt anybody, that's a scientific fact.

Big Suze

Sounds like you want to pimp me out.

Pimp me out. Pimp my ride. There's a new climate.

Big Suze

Jeremy?! What the hell are you doing here?

Me? Oh. Nothing. I was just passing through... Kettering... And I thought, hey I know someone who's gone to Kettering for the weekend.

Look, Suze. Being black isn't about the colour of your skin. It's about vibe, hanging out, kicking back, smoking a number. Fighting prejudice and negative stereotypes wherever you find them! Yeah? I'm down with all that! Is Johnson? I mean, what's Johnson done for black people lately?!

Big Suze

You mean... apart from his mentoring and community work?

...Yeah, apart from that!

Big Suze

Jeremy, you tried to sell my body to another man for private gain. I don't want to talk to you. Goodbye.

Jeremy

I did not try to sell her body. I tried to rent out her sexual organs [beat] on a one-use basis.

Mark

[Right, you shit! It's mutually assured destruction!] Suze, I'm afraid I have to inform you that Jeremy has or may have a sexually transmitted disease. I'm sorry I had to tell you...

Mark! Shut up!

Big Suze

Is it AIDS?

Course it's not AIDS, this isn't the 80s. It's the best STD, just cute old mostly symptomless Chlamydia.