Nancy quotes from Peep Show

Nancy

You can't imagine your mum having sex with a black man? That's pretty racist, Jeremy!

Nancy

This place is amazing, Gwyn. How can you afford it all?

Well I guess I've just been very lucky. Money's an energy and lots of it has always flowed towards me. Particularly after my parents died.

Cosmic.

Nancy

Why don't they ever talk about all the buses that made it safely?

Mark

Yes, I suppose the news should just be a dispassionate list of all the events that have occurred the world over during the day, that'd be good - except it would take forever.

Nancy

You realise its only going to be an administrative procedure?

The happiest administrative procedure of our lives!

Nancy

Matt, violence never solved anything: love thy neighbour as thyself.

Yeah, exactly; fuck off!

Super Hans

Why didn't you tell me about the wanking-off bit?

Sorry, I didn't think.

Super Hans

Well you should've bloody thought. Jesus!

Did you do it?

Super Hans

'Course I did. How do you think I got these trainers?

Nancy

What's going on? Who's wanking who off?

Super Hans

Jeremy's been wanking off this bloke for cash.

No I haven't! It's not -

Nancy

Jeremy, that is so you. I always knew you'd end up doing something like that.

What do you mean that is so me? That is not so me.