Mark quotes from Peep Show

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(Is she straight? Gay? Doesn't bother me, just nice to know. It's not like I'm a homophobe. But it's good to know who you are. Stay safe. Praise the food, the lukewarm, disgusting food.) This food is superb.

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War is never a picnic. Although obviously soldiers do end up eating outdoors a lot.

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She is very attractive. But brown rice and Pop Tarts? Camomile tea and economy vodka? That's a car crash of a shopping basket.

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[Trying to operate the new boiler] Obey my commands, Orac!

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Why do you insist on seeing the anus as some sort of human USB port, just waiting to have all kinds of hardware plugged into it?

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We are not equals-pequals!

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You haven't drunk all the difficult conversation wine, have you?

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Shove that up your bollocks!

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Why does everything have to be fun to be worthwhile? Crick and Watson have discovered the double helix. Did they do it on a skateboard? No? Well fuck off then, I'm not interested.

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I've sold out. A little bit of me has died. But, you know what? A lot of me doesn't give a shit.

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That's the single nicest thing Jez has ever done for me and it's completely ruined my life.

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It'd be like picking off bystanders with a sniper rifle: fun at first, but it would quickly become a depressing chore.

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Good Will to all men! (Did I just say 'Good will to all men')

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Dobby, Come in. No need to explain what the hell you've been doing till this time.

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The absolute worst thing anyone could say about you is that you were a selfish, moral blank, whose lazy cynicism and sneering, ironic take on the world encapsulates everything wrong with a generation. But you, my friend, are not evil.