Mark quotes from Peep Show

Mark

Don't flaunt your wad, Jeremy. It's not becoming.

Mark

I can't believe it. He's actually thrown me to the lions.

Mark

(Oh, God, vodka! It'll be an orgy. Great! Disappoint three people instead of just one!

Mark

The whole world isn't Zoo Magazine, Jeremy. People don't just go around wanting it the whole time.

Mark

I don't want sweet punani action; I want to take your bishop and grind you down!

Mark

The PlayStation! The memory card! I'd nearly broken through on Medal of Honor. They've nicked 120 hours of quality me time! Bloody hell!!

Mark

(I'm wrestling with the white working class! Morse never did this!) Just shut up!! (I'm better than Morse!)

Mark

45 minutes? But...I'm sitting on him. Is that legal?

Mark

Look, let's just try to continue our evening as if he wasn't here and if he tries to escape, I'll just have to take him down. (I've got balls like baked potatoes!)

Mark

Ugh no... Heartbreak Tuna! No, just bin it. But not literally - no need to be dramatic. Freeze it. See how I feel in six months.

Mark

If she wants a PR War, then she can have a PR War... I'll Mandelson her! Nobody wanted New Labour, Jeremy, but now we all know how it works.

Mark

Mmmm, Piggin' Tea Break. Cup of piggin' tea and work out my piggin' campaign strategy.

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This is piggin' massive!

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Okay, what now? Go home and roast the shit out of some meat.

Mark

Look at us Jez, we're letting our lives slip through our fingers. Maybe you don't care, but I need to get out there. And I'm never going to meet a woman in a pub, or a nightclub, or an art gallery, or a bookshop, or any other formal or informal social gathering. Realistically it's just not going to happen.