Mark quotes from Peep Show

Mark

You do realise it's me you're talking to, not some Italian builder.

Mark

I suppose doing things you hate is just the price you pay to avoid loneliness.

Mark

Nothing means anything to you, does it? Friendship, loyalty - they're just fusty old words like sixpence and codpiece to you, aren't they?

Mark

No smoke without fire? Is that what 1000 years of British Judicial Law has come down to? No smoke without fire?!

Mark

Saying 'I Love You' is like firing first in a duel; if you miss, you're fucked!

Mark

Sophie! The Sophster! Sophistry!

Mark

So, a candle stuck in a wine bottle apparently doesn't cut it anymore. Now for a special night you have to have Class-A drugs and... fisting.

Mark

It's like I'm trapped in a giant Aero!

Mark

While we’re at it, there are systems for a reason in this world. Economic stability, interest rates, growth. It’s not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, alright? It’s only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you’re not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth. And a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that. Now come on... fuck off.

Mark

She’s good for me, Jez. She’s dragging me into the twenty-first century with its meaningless logos and ironic veneration of tyrants. It’s all good, my friend.

Mark

You don't just declare war, Jeremy. You prime the press, you square things with the UN, you make up your reasons.

Mark

Sit down. Clear your tubes. 'Cause you and me are gonna chow down on the biggest hairy motherfucking business shit-storm since Enron.

Mark

I'm marrying her, what more does she want?

Mark

What a dud evening. Low quality take-away. Low quality detective drama. Low quality sexual intercourse.

Mark

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. And even if it is broke, just ignore it and maybe it'll be sort of OK. Like the environment.