Mark quotes from Peep Show

Mark

I feel completely normal. But also, bit like I want to karate chop my hand through a very high stack of pappadams.

You could hold up a keema naan, and I could punch my fist through it.

Mark

Kung Food!

Macchiato and a blueberry muffin, please.

Mark

A muffin? You're going to stand here waiting for a massacre eating a muffin?

What difference does it make?

Mark

Unbelievable. Uh, flat white extra hot and a biscotti. But this is on you! I'm holding you fully accountable.

I don't need to take a stupid IQ test to know that I'm three times as intelligent as you.

Mark

Oh, really? And what's three times a hundred and thirty-three?

(Three hundreds and thirty and thirty and thirty. But then all the threes, is it a trick question?) Mark no one does maths these days. We've all got calculators in our pockets, just like all our maths teachers said we wouldn't. Anyway this proves nothing. Probably most people are below average.

Mark

It's Ian. I can't find him anywhere. So many bloody kids. I need to somehow get them all cleared out. Maybe shout "fire" or I could tell the staff that you were a famous paedo. That would clear the place like Jaws at the beach.

A famous paedo?

Mark

What? You're very famous and easy about labels. You don't mind a bit of a "bad boy" rep.