It's Ian. I can't find him anywhere. So many bloody kids. I need to somehow get them all cleared out. Maybe shout "fire" or I could tell the staff that you were a famous paedo. That would clear the place like Jaws at the beach.
JJez
A famous paedo?
What? You're very famous and easy about labels. You don't mind a bit of a "bad boy" rep.
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