SMrs. Steve
[barges into the playhouse] Pee-wee, lock the doors. Shut the windows. Hide!
SMrs. Steve
There's a monster on the loose.
[screams] A monster! A monster! [screams again, then suddenly stops] Wait a minute. I don't believe in monsters.
SMrs. Steve
Look! [everyone else screams] Is it the monster?!
No. You said the secret word, Mrs. Steve.
SMrs. Steve
I'm telling you, I saw a monster. It had a big round eye and two mouths. It was horrible! I have to go warn the other people in the neighborhood! [exits]
[Dixie enters]
[combing around the playhouse] Announcing his highness, the King of Cartoons!
KKing
[offscreen] Oh, no, Dixie. I'm too afraid to get outta the cab.
It's okay, your highness! I checked out the playhouse. The coast is clear. There's no monsters in here.
KKing
[nervously enters the playhouse] You sure there's no monster in here?
See, Pee-wee? The king is afraid of monsters, too.
KKing
Oh, no, but I heard all about it from Mrs. Steve.
Oh, that Mrs. Steve's got everybody scared. There's no such thing as MONSTERS!
Ya can't be too sure. Make it quick, King. Better safe than sorry.
KKing
Will do, Dixie. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and...monsters, if there is any. [pause] Let the cartoon...begin. [turns on the projector]
Randy, did you steal Mrs. Steve's apples?
SMrs. Steve
You did so. I saw you with my own two eyes.
STOOOOOOOP!!! [they stop] Randy, if you didn't steal Mrs. Steve's apples, [extracts apple cores from beneath the bed] then what are these?!
I didn't steal 'em. I just sorta took 'em. Besides, what's the big deal? They were just some crummy crabapples.
Those "crummy crabapples" belonged to Mrs. Steve. You shouldn't steal stuff that doesn't belong to you.
SMrs. Steve
That's right! I demand an apology from you, young man.
Go on, Randy. Say you're sorry.
SMrs. Steve
Sorry isn't going to put those apples back on my tree. I want you to promise me you'll never do that again.
I promise, Mrs. Steve. I had no idea that taking your delicious apples was going to upset you so. I'm awfully sorry. Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me? Please?
SMrs. Steve
Well, I suppose I can forgive you this one time. But if it ever happens again, I'm calling the police, and you go to prison with all the other apple stealers! [casually] Thank you, Pee-wee. [exits]
[snickers] I had my fingers crossed. [snickers again, but groans] Oooohhh...My stomach hurts.
[sarcastically] Gee, I'm sorry what happened to you, Randy. I thought we were going to make some delicious apple pie!
[Randy groans and lies down on the floor; Pee-Wee chuckles]
[Rusty shows Pee-wee his drawing, which appears to be blank]
Rusty, you didn't draw anything.
RRusty
Yes, I did. I drew you in a snowstorm! [laughs]
Hey, Pee-wee, what about me? Where's my present?
Your present's from me, Jambi. I'm giving you my wish!
Thanks, Pee-wee! And I know just what to wish for. [conjures up a second box that appears in Pee-wee's hands] Open says me!
[The other box opens, revealing a female genie]
FGFemale genie
Two heads are better than one.
FGFemale genie
Two heads are better than one!
[Both genies laugh]
[When Ricardo removes the teepee, Cowboy Curtis removes the cloth from the floor and sees that part of it awakens, much to his surprise]
[Pee-wee has overheard his whoop and runs to investigate]
Hey! Lookie here, Pee-wee!
[runs up to the living piece of floor] Gosh! Who are you?!
FFloory
Uh, my name is Floory.
PWPee-wee, Ricardo, and Cowboy Curtis
Hello, Floory.
FFloory
Hello, everybody.
How long have you been here?
FFloory
I've been here forever. You just didn't notice me, 'cause I was underneath your teepee.
Well, why didn't you say somethin'?
FFloory
Uhhh...I don't know. I guess I just didn't think of it.
Well, from now on, I'm gonna keep my teepee over there, so you can play with us.
Gee. You never know where you're gonna meet a new friend, huh?
Why don't you just keep the puppy, Pee-wee?
I can't, Randy. He doesn't belong to me.
Well, you like him, don't you?
So? Finders keepers, losers weepers.
But, Randy, somebody's out there looking for him right now. I know I'd want him returned to me if I'd lost him.
Eh, if they were dumb enough to lose him, you should let 'em suffer.
RMrs. Rene
Good morning, everybody. Pee-wee's letting me use his exercise belt this morning. [laughs] Okay, Pee-wee. Turn it off now.
RMrs. Rene
Pee-wee, Mrs. Rene is asking you nicely, dear. TURN IT OFF! [Pee-wee does so] Oh, my. What a workout.
EBExercise belt
Whattaya talkin' about? I did all the woik!
