[Miss Yvonne and Cowboy Curtis look through the store window]
Welcome to Herman's Department Store. Can I help you?
No, thank you. We're just window shopping.
Well, the window's not for sale.
S2 E3Store
S2 E4Pee-wee Catches a Cold
I brought some huge rubber bands for your rubber-band ball, Pee-wee. Shall I put 'em on for you?
Sure, go ahead. I can't do anything anyways. I'm sick! [starts yelling as voice starts becoming louder and louder] You know, sometimes when you're sick, you don't feel like putting rubber bands on your rubber-band ball! YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING AT ALL!!! [calmly] I'm awfully sorry, Ricardo. You see, sometimes when we're sick, we snap at people when we don't mean to. Our emotions are awfully close to the surface. You understand, don't you?
Oh, sure, I do, Pee-wee.
Hey, how 'bout something to eat, Pee-wee? I made some soup especially for you. [Pee-wee mumbles quietly] What?
[snaps again] I said YES!! YES! I'll have some soup! OKAY?!?!
[confused] ¿Para que me mortifico? ¿Vengo a verlo, le traigo sopa, y para que?
S2 E5Why Wasn't I Invited?
Why wouldn't the Cowntess invite me to her birthday party?! It doesn't make any sense at all! Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?! WHY?!?!?!
FFloory
[pops up] I don't know. But I wish you'd stop walking so hard. I'm gettin' a headache.
Gee, I'm sorry, Floory. Gosh, I thought the Cowntess was my friend.
Is celery a fruit or a vegetable, Pee-wee?
It's a vegetable, Magic Screen! Duh!
I knew that. I was just making conversation.
S2 E10Pajama Party
RRoger
1, 2, 3, 4,...
[The others wake up]
Psst! Roger, what are you doing?
RRoger
I'm counting sheep so I can fall asleep.
Well, please count to yourself, Roger. You're keeping everyone awake!
[Everyone shuts their eyes]
RRoger
[quietly] 5, 6, 7, 8...
SHH!
Cállate, por favor!
Mmm! Fruity! I love fruit salad.
EEEveryone else
[sarcastically] Then why don't you marry it?
All right, then. I will!
S3 E1Reba Eats and Teri Runs
Hi, Reba.
RReba
[in her nightgown; shocked] Pee-wee?
How's it goin'?
RReba
What are you doin' in my house?
I'm not in your house. You're in the playhouse.
RReba
The playhouse?! How did I get here?
Uh-oh.
RReba
Jambi, did you put a wish on me?
He made me do it!
[At breakfast]
PPterri
I want to sit next to Reba.
GGlobey
Sorry, Pterri, I'm already sitting here.
PPterri
But you've got all the room in the world.
GGlobey
I am the world.
S3 E2To Tell the Tooth
If you're good to your teeth, your teeth will be good to you.
CConky
See, Pee-wee? There's nothing to be afraid of.
That's easy for you to say, Conky. You don't have any teeth!
S4 E1Dr. Pee-wee and the Del Rubios
What kind of work do you do, Reba the Mail Lady?
RReba
I'm a mail carrier.
Oh, well, I hope you're not contagious. [laughs] Just a little doctor humor there to ease the pain.
Hey, Pee-wee, where's my section?
I'm awfully sorry, Randy. But I only have one section left.
That's okay. Only want one. [eats the last orange section]
HEY!
Thanks, Pee-wee!
But that was my section!
Okay, Pee-wee. I'll share mine with ya. Here. You can have the seed. [hands Pee-wee the seed; laughs]
S5 E2Mystery
That does it! I have had enough! [slowly walks up to the camera] They can take the suit off your back. They can take your special cereal bowl and spoon. They can even take your album of photo memories. [at this point, his face is very close to the camera] But when they mess with your dots... they go too far.
S5 E10Playhouse for Sale
[Last lines]
[after Pee-Wee has gotten on his scooter] Pee-Wee, where are you going?
[to Miss Yvonne] To get some lemons! [he chuckles, and looks at the screen for the final time] The playhouse will always be here for everyone to play in, forever, and ever, and ever. And on that, you have my word!
[Everyone screams the very last time. Pee-wee scoots to the supermarket, ending the episode and the series]
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