Dixie quotes from Pee-wee's Playhouse

Hey, Pee-wee, here comes Dixie!

Pee-wee

Hi, Dixie. I didn't hear your horn honk.

Dixie

All right. All right. If it'll make ya happy, "Honk! Honk!"

Pee-wee

Boy, are you uptight or what?

Dixie

I'm sorry, Pee-wee. [offers a handshake with her oily hand]

Pee-wee

EWW!

Dixie

Oh, my cab's got a flat tire! I had to walk all the way up the hill. You know, it's been a really bad day.

Dixie

Hey, your majesty! [beat] STEP ON IT!

Dixie

Pee-wee? Pee-wee! Pee-wee.

Pee-wee

Hi, Dixie! I can see your bald spot.

Dixie

[sarcastically] Whoops.

Pee-Wee

Hi, Dixie!

Dixie

[combing around the playhouse] Announcing his highness, the King of Cartoons!

[offscreen] Oh, no, Dixie. I'm too afraid to get outta the cab.

Dixie

It's okay, your highness! I checked out the playhouse. The coast is clear. There's no monsters in here.

[nervously enters the playhouse] You sure there's no monster in here?

Chairry

See, Pee-wee? The king is afraid of monsters, too.

Pee-wee

Did you see a monster?

Oh, no, but I heard all about it from Mrs. Steve.

Pee-wee

Oh, that Mrs. Steve's got everybody scared. There's no such thing as MONSTERS!

Dixie

Ya can't be too sure. Make it quick, King. Better safe than sorry.

Will do, Dixie. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and...monsters, if there is any. [pause] Let the cartoon...begin. [turns on the projector]