Pee-Wee, Dixie and others in “Monster in the Playhouse”

Hi, Dixie!

[combing around the playhouse] Announcing his highness, the King of Cartoons!

[offscreen] Oh, no, Dixie. I'm too afraid to get outta the cab.

It's okay, your highness! I checked out the playhouse. The coast is clear. There's no monsters in here.

[nervously enters the playhouse] You sure there's no monster in here?

See, Pee-wee? The king is afraid of monsters, too.

Did you see a monster?

Oh, no, but I heard all about it from Mrs. Steve.

Oh, that Mrs. Steve's got everybody scared. There's no such thing as MONSTERS!

Ya can't be too sure. Make it quick, King. Better safe than sorry.

Will do, Dixie. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and...monsters, if there is any. [pause] Let the cartoon...begin. [turns on the projector]