Pee-wee, Randy and others in “Stolen Apples”

Randy, did you steal Mrs. Steve's apples?

No. I didn't steal 'em.

You did so. I saw you with my own two eyes.

Did not.

Did so.

Did not.

Did so.

Did not!

Did so!

STOOOOOOOP!!! [they stop] Randy, if you didn't steal Mrs. Steve's apples, [extracts apple cores from beneath the bed] then what are these?!

I didn't steal 'em. I just sorta took 'em. Besides, what's the big deal? They were just some crummy crabapples.

Those "crummy crabapples" belonged to Mrs. Steve. You shouldn't steal stuff that doesn't belong to you.

That's right! I demand an apology from you, young man.

Eh...

Go on, Randy. Say you're sorry.

All right. I'm sorry.

Sorry isn't going to put those apples back on my tree. I want you to promise me you'll never do that again.

I promise, Mrs. Steve. I had no idea that taking your delicious apples was going to upset you so. I'm awfully sorry. Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me? Please?

Well, I suppose I can forgive you this one time. But if it ever happens again, I'm calling the police, and you go to prison with all the other apple stealers! [casually] Thank you, Pee-wee. [exits]

[snickers] I had my fingers crossed. [snickers again, but groans] Oooohhh...My stomach hurts.

[sarcastically] Gee, I'm sorry what happened to you, Randy. I thought we were going to make some delicious apple pie!