Jambi quotes from Pee-wee's Playhouse

Jambi

[after a sip of tea] Mmm. This tea is so good, I wish I had another cup. [reacts] Wish?! Did I say wish?! [grants the wish, and a second cup of tea appears; he takes a sip from both cups] Ahh!

Jambi

Hey, Pee-wee, are you ready to make your wish yet?

Pee-wee

No, but I'll take a prediction.

Jambi

Okay, I predict...we'll be back right after this!

Jambi

Hey, I got a genie joke for you. How many genies does it take to cross the road?

Pee-wee

I don't know.

Jambi

4. One to ride in the box, one to push the box, one to watch for traffic, and one to wish he was on the other side! [laughs] "Wish he was on the other..." [notices Pee-wee's confused look] Guess you had to be there.

Hey, Miss Yvonne, let's play something.

Miss Yvonne

Yes! Let's!

Let's play Army.

Miss Yvonne

No. The last time I played Army, I got hurt.

Pee-wee

I know! Let's play Headhunters.

Jambi

No! I'm not playing Headhunters again!

Jambi

All right, then. One pair of cowboy boots, coming up. What size?

Cowboy Curtis

Size 12, double-E.

Pee-wee

Boy, big feet.

Cowboy Curtis

Well, ya know what they say.

Pee-wee

No. What?

Cowboy Curtis

For big feet, big boots!

Jambi

Hey, Pee-wee, what about me? Where's my present?

Pee-wee

Your present's from me, Jambi. I'm giving you my wish!

Jambi

Thanks, Pee-wee! And I know just what to wish for. [conjures up a second box that appears in Pee-wee's hands] Open says me!

Two heads are better than one.

Jambi

You can say that again.

Two heads are better than one!

Pee-wee

Hi, Reba.

[in her nightgown; shocked] Pee-wee?

Pee-wee

How's it goin'?

What are you doin' in my house?

Pee-wee

I'm not in your house. You're in the playhouse.

The playhouse?! How did I get here?

Jambi

Uh-oh.

Jambi, did you put a wish on me?

Jambi

He made me do it!