A character in Pee-wee's Playhouse
Played by Laurence Fishburne
Pee-wee's Playhouse · 45 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Pee-wee's Playhouse: in 3 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Pee-wee (3)
What do cowboys eat?
Cowboy CurtisLet's see. Uh,...Rattlesnakes, horn toads, cactus, armadillo, gophers, prairie dogs.
[grossed out] If I was a cowboy, I'd never eat.
Cowboy CurtisI's just funnin' ya, Pee-wee. It's a cowboy joke.
Oh. [laughs] Cowboy joke.
All right, then. One pair of cowboy boots, coming up. What size?
Cowboy CurtisSize 12, double-E.
Boy, big feet.
Cowboy CurtisWell, ya know what they say.
No. What?
Cowboy CurtisFor big feet, big boots!
[When Ricardo removes the teepee, Cowboy Curtis removes the cloth from the floor and sees that part of it awakens, much to his surprise]
Cowboy CurtisWHOO-WHEE!!!
[Pee-wee has overheard his whoop and runs to investigate]
Wow!
Cowboy CurtisHey! Lookie here, Pee-wee!
[runs up to the living piece of floor] Gosh! Who are you?!
Uh, my name is Floory.
Hello, Floory.
Hello, everybody.
How long have you been here?
I've been here forever. You just didn't notice me, 'cause I was underneath your teepee.
Well, why didn't you say somethin'?
Uhhh...I don't know. I guess I just didn't think of it.
Well, from now on, I'm gonna keep my teepee over there, so you can play with us.
Thanks, Pee-wee.
Gee. You never know where you're gonna meet a new friend, huh?
Cowboy CurtisSure does make ya think.
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